By evil Santa - 25/12/2014 03:48 - United States - Solon

Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
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Dunmerdude 13
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That sounds ho-ho-horrible!

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Welshite 39
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Santa needs funds for next year's toys.

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Dunmerdude 13
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That sounds ho-ho-horrible!

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quickit 24
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OP was probably on the naughty list.

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krazayman 18
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that maybe what santa does to make money to give back to other people

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pam241 15
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At least he had the Christmas spirit!

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tonyfan00 38
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*slurred* I'm drunk! You dunt havven an excuse...

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Welshite 39
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Santa needs funds for next year's toys.

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Duckzy 16
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Santa has to get money somehow

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lnheritance 19
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Economy so bad, has to find another way to get toys.

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MrSassypants 32
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So that's why Santa stole my presents instead of leaving some. He was probably stealing them to give to the less fortunate. What a nice guy. He was even wearing an all black suit. Bold fashion statement.

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Guatican 6
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Good Guy Santa,

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asiakvt 10
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His special way of saying Merry Christmas :)

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Silk_Routes 14
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u must hav enjoyed!

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hobojo69 23
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Times are tough even for Santa I guess

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Wolfparable 22
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Clearly you weren't a good enough boy this year

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tonyfan00 38
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Did he get beaten with a stocking full of coal? :D

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CallMeWindSock 24
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Joy to the world

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aruden 25
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Should have hit him in his Santa sack.

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BigFun76 12
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As long as He checked his list twice I'm ok with this.

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