By evil Santa - 25/12/2014 03:48 - United States - Solon

Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
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krazayman 18

that maybe what santa does to make money to give back to other people

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tonyfan00 38

*slurred* I'm drunk! You dunt havven an excuse...

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lnheritance 19

Economy so bad, has to find another way to get toys.

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MrSassypants 33

So that's why Santa stole my presents instead of leaving some. He was probably stealing them to give to the less fortunate. What a nice guy. He was even wearing an all black suit. Bold fashion statement.

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asiakvt 10

His special way of saying Merry Christmas :)

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Wolfparable 22

Clearly you weren't a good enough boy this year

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tonyfan00 38

Did he get beaten with a stocking full of coal? :D

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CallMeWindSock 24

Joy to the world

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aruden 25

Should have hit him in his Santa sack.

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BigFun76 12

As long as He checked his list twice I'm ok with this.

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