Money: Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML

By evil Santa - 25/12/2014 03:48 - United States - Solon

Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML

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Dunmerdude 13

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Thursday 25 December 2014 18:48

That sounds ho-ho-horrible!

Welshite 39

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Thursday 25 December 2014 18:48

Santa needs funds for next year's toys.

Dunmerdude 13

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Thursday 25 December 2014 18:48

That sounds ho-ho-horrible!

quickit 24

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Thursday 25 December 2014 19:12

OP was probably on the naughty list.

krazayman 18

Saturday 27 December 2014 8:12

that maybe what santa does to make money to give back to other people

pam241 15

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Thursday 25 December 2014 18:48

At least he had the Christmas spirit!

tonyfan00 38

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Friday 26 December 2014 6:29

*slurred* I'm drunk! You dunt havven an excuse...

Welshite 39

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Thursday 25 December 2014 18:48

Santa needs funds for next year's toys.

Duckzy 16

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Thursday 25 December 2014 18:53

Santa has to get money somehow

lnheritance 19

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Thursday 25 December 2014 19:05

Economy so bad, has to find another way to get toys.

MrSassypants 32

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Thursday 25 December 2014 19:48

So that's why Santa stole my presents instead of leaving some. He was probably stealing them to give to the less fortunate. What a nice guy. He was even wearing an all black suit. Bold fashion statement.

Guatican 6

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Friday 26 December 2014 18:27

Good Guy Santa,

asiakvt 10

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Thursday 25 December 2014 18:48

His special way of saying Merry Christmas :)

Silk_Routes 14

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Thursday 25 December 2014 18:50

u must hav enjoyed!

hobojo69 23

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Thursday 25 December 2014 18:50

Times are tough even for Santa I guess

Wolfparable 22

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Thursday 25 December 2014 18:50

Clearly you weren't a good enough boy this year

tonyfan00 38

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Friday 26 December 2014 6:30

Did he get beaten with a stocking full of coal? :D

CallMeWindSock 24

Thursday 25 December 2014 18:50

Joy to the world

aruden 25

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Thursday 25 December 2014 18:50

Should have hit him in his Santa sack.

BigFun76 12

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Thursday 25 December 2014 18:59

As long as He checked his list twice I'm ok with this.

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