AssTard

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About Asstard
Welcome to my profile. Enjoy your stay. You'll usually find me making a sarcastic remark to a buried comment. I do that because then they'll probally think twice before posting a shitty comment again in fear that I'll return again >:D. Basically, I try to rid this site of bad users and comments through passive-aggressive text. Is it working? Haha, I suspected not... Almost all of my comments are a joke/sarcastic. Don't like my comment/joke/or didn't understand it? Thumb me down and move on, it's not a big deal. Don't argue with me over one of my comments either; I don't give a single fuck about your opinion on my comment. Unless you're just trolling me, I find trolls to be funny, even if I'm the one being trolled. And my favorite regulars on here are: Perdix, PenguinBitch, Pleonasm, NoorFML, and DocBastard once in a blue moon. Message me if you want to talk to me or just joke around. :D
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  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

  • Friendless, or not going out tonight?

    You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1 a.m. Happy New Year!

  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    70%

  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    12%

  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    24%

  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    24%

  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    71%

  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    14%

  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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