By psychic parents, how do they work? :( - /
Wednesday 31 July 2013 22:49 /
United States - Effingham
Welcome to my profile. Enjoy your stay. You'll usually find me making a sarcastic remark to a buried comment. I do that because then they'll probally think twice before posting a shitty comment again in fear that I'll return again >:D. Basically, I try to rid this site of bad users and comments through passive-aggressive text. Is it working? Haha, I suspected not... Almost all of my comments are a joke/sarcastic. Don't like my comment/joke/or didn't understand it? Thumb me down and move on, it's not a big deal. Don't argue with me over one of my comments either; I don't give a single fuck about your opinion on my comment. Unless you're just trolling me, I find trolls to be funny, even if I'm the one being trolled. And my favorite regulars on here are: Perdix, PenguinBitch, Pleonasm, NoorFML, and DocBastard once in a blue moon. Message me if you want to talk to me or just joke around. :D
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I moderated this!
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Friendless, or not going out tonight?
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
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Night owl
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
It's in the can!
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
50 quality comments
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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
50 favorites
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Judgmental
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YDI Master
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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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