By blotchy-girl - 15/07/2009 04:00 - New Zealand

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML
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RckRagman 9

Hey, First time being first comment...cool. Anyway, sounds like sister-bear needs to have her eyebrows shaved...Payback is a b*tch.

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rayrayy_fml 0

Write "PENIS" on her forehead in that semi-permenate tattoo stuff. It doesn't wash out for weeks!

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RckRagman 9

Hey, First time being first comment...cool. Anyway, sounds like sister-bear needs to have her eyebrows shaved...Payback is a b*tch.

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catmand0nt 0

Agreed, her eyebrows could do with a good trim

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divineinstrument 2

Hehe lol that would be absolutely amazing!!! We did all advise the "nair girl" to get revenge, so this is pretty good

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beestmode360 0

Has anyone noticed that people here get really really angry in a first paragraph that they write, then they like take a space, and then become really sympathetic and empathetic? if you ask me its just pathetic. EX: **** you no. x, we're supposed to be carnivores. i hate you go kill yourself. Anyways, OP, that really sucks i was a vegan for three days. it was awesome How stupid and idiotic must a person be to have to completely different tones in the same response. Sometimes freedom of speech should be restricted for idiots like the people here.

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Heazie 0

I don't think you are on the right page...

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xohollyxo20 0

That happened to me once. When i was in middle school i took my brothers fake tanning stuff and put it on my face because i didnt know and the next day i had to go to school with an orange blotch face and neck. It stayed for quite a while.

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kiwiwirox 0

u should tan her face duh ;P

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SailorSolaris 43

Some people can't tan normally. For example, I'd turn into a frenchfry if I tried.

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rayrayy_fml 0

Write "PENIS" on her forehead in that semi-permenate tattoo stuff. It doesn't wash out for weeks!

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pokemonGINGA 0

It sounds like she didnt know any better...

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Lemon and a brillo pad xD Well, a really hard loofah or something :P oh, and maybe you should take a hint from the other FMLs and do the Nairobi thing. Or 'accidently' spray some mace in her face, thinking it was perfume :D 3 Cheers for sweet revenge xD

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Bullet4MyChemaMo 12

#6 I like your My Chemical Romance reference XD

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aback 4

Your folks think it's so hilarious, get *them* with it while they're asleep. Blame it on your sister.

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theghostofher 0

ydi for you using fake tanner you orange freak

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dutchguy 0

Even when you're living in New Zealand.. Alaska, okay, but you guys have SUN!

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edenkylie 0

#42, I live in Australia, and trust me, when we don't have sun here unless it's summer, they definitely don't have sun, even when it's summer.

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bethanynelson08 0

i know from experience that that shit washes off quite easily if you wash it off right after its applied. ydi for not trying to get it off your skin!

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shewasalmost18 0

i bet you look like an Oompa Loompa! now go make me some chocolate, bitch

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mrfunguynz 0

All together now - Oompa Loompa, Loompadedo...... Hahaha

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Bullet4MyChemaMo 12

Every Charlie and the Chocolate Factory associated comment = win

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RelayGraham 0

YTDI: I was teching a bodybuilder competition at my High School. Everyone wore spray on tans, which got the entire school tan. The spray made one guy look like the Oscars trophy. I feel that spray on tan should be outlawed. -Luckily, I didn't have to clean the tan off the toilets in the bathroom.

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