By blotchy-girl - 15/07/2009 04:00 - New Zealand

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 999
You deserved it 6 705

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Hey, First time being first comment...cool. Anyway, sounds like sister-bear needs to have her eyebrows shaved...Payback is a b*tch.

Write "PENIS" on her forehead in that semi-permenate tattoo stuff. It doesn't wash out for weeks!

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Hey, First time being first comment...cool. Anyway, sounds like sister-bear needs to have her eyebrows shaved...Payback is a b*tch.

Agreed, her eyebrows could do with a good trim

Hehe lol that would be absolutely amazing!!! We did all advise the "nair girl" to get revenge, so this is pretty good

Has anyone noticed that people here get really really angry in a first paragraph that they write, then they like take a space, and then become really sympathetic and empathetic? if you ask me its just pathetic. EX: fuck you no. x, we're supposed to be carnivores. i hate you go kill yourself. Anyways, OP, that really sucks i was a vegan for three days. it was awesome How stupid and idiotic must a person be to have to completely different tones in the same response. Sometimes freedom of speech should be restricted for idiots like the people here.

I don't think you are on the right page...

YDI for using fake tanning.

That happened to me once. When i was in middle school i took my brothers fake tanning stuff and put it on my face because i didnt know and the next day i had to go to school with an orange blotch face and neck. It stayed for quite a while.

u should tan her face duh ;P

Some people can't tan normally. For example, I'd turn into a frenchfry if I tried.

Write "PENIS" on her forehead in that semi-permenate tattoo stuff. It doesn't wash out for weeks!

It sounds like she didnt know any better...

why write when you can draw?

Brilliant idea!

Lemon and a brillo pad xD Well, a really hard loofah or something :P oh, and maybe you should take a hint from the other FMLs and do the Nairobi thing. Or 'accidently' spray some mace in her face, thinking it was perfume :D 3 Cheers for sweet revenge xD

#6 I like your My Chemical Romance reference XD

Your folks think it's so hilarious, get *them* with it while they're asleep. Blame it on your sister.

ydi for you using fake tanner you orange freak

Even when you're living in New Zealand.. Alaska, okay, but you guys have SUN!

#42, I live in Australia, and trust me, when we don't have sun here unless it's summer, they definitely don't have sun, even when it's summer.

i know from experience that that shit washes off quite easily if you wash it off right after its applied. ydi for not trying to get it off your skin!

i bet you look like an Oompa Loompa! now go make me some chocolate, bitch

All together now - Oompa Loompa, Loompadedo...... Hahaha

Every Charlie and the Chocolate Factory associated comment = win

YTDI: I was teching a bodybuilder competition at my High School. Everyone wore spray on tans, which got the entire school tan. The spray made one guy look like the Oscars trophy. I feel that spray on tan should be outlawed. -Luckily, I didn't have to clean the tan off the toilets in the bathroom.