By blotchy-girl - 15/07/2009 04:00 - New Zealand
Same thing different taste
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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 19:06 - Denmark
Good one, you little shit
By WalkingTalkingCarrot - 27/06/2011 02:15 - United Kingdom
Fight me
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By tgstreaks - 23/04/2009 05:44 - United States
Tanned pits
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Hey, First time being first comment...cool. Anyway, sounds like sister-bear needs to have her eyebrows shaved...Payback is a b*tch.
Agreed, her eyebrows could do with a good trim
Hehe lol that would be absolutely amazing!!! We did all advise the "nair girl" to get revenge, so this is pretty good
Has anyone noticed that people here get really really angry in a first paragraph that they write, then they like take a space, and then become really sympathetic and empathetic? if you ask me its just pathetic. EX: **** you no. x, we're supposed to be carnivores. i hate you go kill yourself. Anyways, OP, that really sucks i was a vegan for three days. it was awesome How stupid and idiotic must a person be to have to completely different tones in the same response. Sometimes freedom of speech should be restricted for idiots like the people here.
YDI for using fake tanning.
Lemon and a brillo pad xD Well, a really hard loofah or something :P oh, and maybe you should take a hint from the other FMLs and do the Nairobi thing. Or 'accidently' spray some mace in her face, thinking it was perfume :D 3 Cheers for sweet revenge xD
#6 I like your My Chemical Romance reference XD
Your folks think it's so hilarious, get *them* with it while they're asleep. Blame it on your sister.
ydi for you using fake tanner you orange freak
i know from experience that that shit washes off quite easily if you wash it off right after its applied. ydi for not trying to get it off your skin!
All together now - Oompa Loompa, Loompadedo...... Hahaha
Every Charlie and the Chocolate Factory associated comment = win
YTDI: I was teching a bodybuilder competition at my High School. Everyone wore spray on tans, which got the entire school tan. The spray made one guy look like the Oscars trophy. I feel that spray on tan should be outlawed. -Luckily, I didn't have to clean the tan off the toilets in the bathroom.
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Hey, First time being first comment...cool. Anyway, sounds like sister-bear needs to have her eyebrows shaved...Payback is a b*tch.
Write "PENIS" on her forehead in that semi-permenate tattoo stuff. It doesn't wash out for weeks!