Annoying and Public freakouts: Killjoy was hear

Killjoy was hear

By barsituation - 03/01/2022 11:01 - United States

Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML

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You deserved it 1 478

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 08:25 - United States

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

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You deserved it 7 992

By dazed and confused - 17/12/2013 01:50 - United States - Tampa

Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML

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You deserved it 4 350

Rock n Roll is a dirty business

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 23:01

Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML

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You deserved it 886

By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 23:40 - Canada

Today, I was kicked out of the mall along with a bunch of my friends, sworn at by the security guards, and personally escorted all the way to the sidewalk, only to find out we'd been mistaken for another group of people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 850

You deserved it 2 581

By loquacious shit stain - 07/02/2013 17:11 - Australia

Today, I had drinks at a friend's house before going out to a concert. I still had a bottle of beer left, so I brought it along with me. I got kicked out five minutes into the show for bringing my own drink, which is apparently against the rules. I paid $75 to get kicked out over a $3 drink. FML

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You deserved it 47 474

By malos - 12/08/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my band got booed off stage. FML

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You deserved it 47 565

Badass

By I’m stressed - 22/12/2020 08:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, someone tried to open the stall I was in, and I instinctively screamed. I was yelled at and called, "incredibly rude and disrespectful." The lady then waited for me to come out so she could, "kick my ass." FML

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You deserved it 100

By thefrightening1 - 05/09/2011 15:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I'm getting kicked out of my flat because my drunk friends stole a pony and left it tied outside. FML

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You deserved it 3 499

By Anonymous - 24/10/2012 10:51 - Australia - Croydon

Today, I went to the bar I've always gone to after work for the past 12 years. On arrival, I got banned for life, punched in the nose and thrown out. The barmaid comes out and says, "Sorry, wrong guy." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 316

You deserved it 1 904

Can't win

By Anonymous - 04/08/2021 02:00 - Australia

Today, I got yelled at for staying in my room too long; got yelled at for going out of my room; got yelled at for staying at a friend's place. FML

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You deserved it 107

randybryant799 20

Monday 3 January 2022 17:02

So in other words you were having a problem with people having a good time. I think you deserved to be ousted.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 3 January 2022 20:50

They're likely spending MUCH more on alcohol than you are. Guess who needs to go?

Comments

randybryant799 20

Monday 3 January 2022 17:02

So in other words you were having a problem with people having a good time. I think you deserved to be ousted.

mike3775 35

Monday 3 January 2022 18:50

Your in a bar, and you didn’t expect singing songs and cheering? Especially after a few drinks?

JackWood 20

Monday 3 January 2022 19:43

Definition of a pub

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 3 January 2022 20:25

Someone doesn't know how pubs work.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 3 January 2022 20:50

They're likely spending MUCH more on alcohol than you are. Guess who needs to go?

JackWood 20

Monday 3 January 2022 20:54

I would have joined in the singing and cheering!

2deployments1divorce 11

Monday 3 January 2022 21:04

Should have seen what all the fuss was about.

mccuish 25

Tuesday 4 January 2022 8:58

Someone doesn’t understand what it’s like at a pub

Slim87R 7

Thursday 6 January 2022 23:10

Did you forget where you were at?

Hangryko 31

Tuesday 30 August 2022 18:44

Drink at home from now on, killjoy.

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