Health: Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed...

By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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602offroad 12

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Sunday 12 February 2017 23:28

Movie went from a horror to a comedy real fast.

pjsr 32

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Sunday 12 February 2017 22:32

The return of Smell-o-Vision!

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Sunday 12 February 2017 22:18

Next time you need to sell tickets!

pjsr 32

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Sunday 12 February 2017 22:32

The return of Smell-o-Vision!

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Sunday 12 February 2017 23:28

Movie went from a horror to a comedy real fast.

Bonk182 2

Sunday 12 February 2017 23:40

why is this a FML this is an achievement! unless your a chick then it's a little gross but still

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Monday 13 February 2017 0:17

ohh...you're one of those guys...

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Monday 13 February 2017 1:20

When I was in like 4th grade, I belched so loud the whole cafeteria became quiet. I feel you OP.

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Monday 13 February 2017 2:20

Must have been a shitty movie

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Monday 13 February 2017 2:23

I'm curious to know why you would be walking down the aisle during the climax of the film. Bathroom emergency, one hopes.

species4872 19

Monday 13 February 2017 17:34

Bollywood, you probably done them a favour.

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Monday 13 February 2017 20:14

That's Fucking awesome

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Tuesday 14 February 2017 0:15

I blame the curry.

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Today, I struck out with two potential girlfriends, and then found out Jason David Frank died. I grew up with Power Rangers. Both types of heartbreak on one day. FML

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Today, I ate an apple. It was good. It was red. inside was not red. red is cool. cool things are red. I like pizza. pizza is good. pizza has the letter Z in it. Z is a cool letter. I like Z. I wonder why zzz means sleeping. Sleeping has an S and not a Z. I like winning. Winning is good. Losing is bad. Bad is not good. FML

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Today, having been in a bit of a dry spell, my husband woke up feeling frisky. I was feeling it too, but I asked if he could get up and brush his teeth as I’d already brushed mine and wanted to have some fun. Instead, he stormed off, insisting I'd ruined the mood. Sorry but morning breath is gross. FML

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Today, it's been 5 years since I started a relationship with a man who'd hidden he was impotent and I was too deep into the relationship to break it off. I accepted the sex without penetration. but since then his libido has dropped too, we have no sex, and he won't see a therapist. I'm looking up gigolos, but I can't bring myself to do it. I'm 42. FML

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