Health: Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed...

By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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By Concert Flatulent - 10/07/2012 04:44 - United States - Marshall

Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with a girl at the movies. Trying to be polite, I held in a fart until an intense, loud action scene came on. As soon as I let go, the scene went silent and my fart was clearly heard to everyone in the movie theatre. My date went to the bathroom. She didn't come back. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 17:14 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket. I tried to quietly fart it out, only to end up sharting myself. I had to frantically waddle out of the store as discreetly as possible as several people in the vicinity freaked out and tried to locate the source of the smell. FML

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By combovercaiti_ - 25/01/2019 12:00

Today, I was waiting in line at the store trying to hold in a fart. I get to the cash register and the lady made me laugh and the fart slipped out. Only it was much louder than it was supposed to be, because I was squeezing my butt cheeks together, so it made a clapping sound. It was heard. FML

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By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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By let ‘Er rip - 13/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was out on my first date in months. My stomach didn’t feel quite right after dinner, but I tried to ignore it. During the movie, it got so bad I decided to try to sneak a small fart for relief. As soon as I did, the theater fell dead silent. My fart practically echoed in the silence. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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By lambeaster - 20/01/2016 14:27 - United States - Washington

Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 02:34 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

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602offroad 12

Sunday 12 February 2017 23:28

Movie went from a horror to a comedy real fast.

pjsr 32

Sunday 12 February 2017 22:32

The return of Smell-o-Vision!

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 12 February 2017 22:18

Next time you need to sell tickets!

pjsr 32

Sunday 12 February 2017 22:32

The return of Smell-o-Vision!

602offroad 12

Sunday 12 February 2017 23:28

Movie went from a horror to a comedy real fast.

Bonk182 2

Sunday 12 February 2017 23:40

why is this a FML this is an achievement! unless your a chick then it's a little gross but still

runswithlions 3

Monday 13 February 2017 0:17

ohh...you're one of those guys...

logank013 20

Monday 13 February 2017 1:20

When I was in like 4th grade, I belched so loud the whole cafeteria became quiet. I feel you OP.

Harri20n 9

Monday 13 February 2017 2:20

Must have been a shitty movie

adjwejaelwkdc 21

Monday 13 February 2017 2:23

I'm curious to know why you would be walking down the aisle during the climax of the film. Bathroom emergency, one hopes.

species4872 19

Monday 13 February 2017 17:34

Bollywood, you probably done them a favour.

dabomsht123 3

Monday 13 February 2017 20:14

That's ******* awesome

Internetflakes 13

Tuesday 14 February 2017 0:15

I blame the curry.

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