FML : Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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You deserved it

By Smirky - / Monday 13 February 2017 02:30 / India - Bangalore

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By 602offroad | 11

#7409316 - Sunday 12 February 2017 23:28

Movie went from a horror to a comedy real fast.

By pjsr | 31

#7409279 - Sunday 12 February 2017 22:32

The return of Smell-o-Vision!

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7409272 - Sunday 12 February 2017 22:18

Next time you need to sell tickets!

By pjsr | 31

#7409279 - Sunday 12 February 2017 22:32

The return of Smell-o-Vision!

By 602offroad | 11

#7409316 - Sunday 12 February 2017 23:28

Movie went from a horror to a comedy real fast.

By Bonk182 | 2

#7409325 - Sunday 12 February 2017 23:40

why is this a FML this is an achievement! unless your a chick then it's a little gross but still

runswithlions | 3

#7409344 - Monday 13 February 2017 0:17

ohh...you're one of those guys...

By logank013 | 20

#7409370 - Monday 13 February 2017 1:20

When I was in like 4th grade, I belched so loud the whole cafeteria became quiet. I feel you OP.

By Harri20n | 9

#7409391 - Monday 13 February 2017 2:20

Must have been a shitty movie

By Briarpatch | 17

#7409393 - Monday 13 February 2017 2:23

I'm curious to know why you would be walking down the aisle during the climax of the film. Bathroom emergency, one hopes.

By species4872 | 19

#7409706 - Monday 13 February 2017 17:34

Bollywood, you probably done them a favour.

By dabomsht123 | 3

#7409784 - Monday 13 February 2017 20:14

That's Fucking awesome

By Internetflakes | 13

#7409890 - Tuesday 14 February 2017 0:15

I blame the curry.

I agree, your life sucks

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