Health: Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed...

By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with a girl at the movies. Trying to be polite, I held in a fart until an intense, loud action scene came on. As soon as I let go, the scene went silent and my fart was clearly heard to everyone in the movie theatre. My date went to the bathroom. She didn't come back. FML

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By combovercaiti_ - 25/01/2019 12:00

Today, I was waiting in line at the store trying to hold in a fart. I get to the cash register and the lady made me laugh and the fart slipped out. Only it was much louder than it was supposed to be, because I was squeezing my butt cheeks together, so it made a clapping sound. It was heard. FML

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By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I farted at a crowded concert, and people started commenting on said fart. I specifically went out of my way to eat certain foods all day so that it wouldn't happen. FML

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By let ‘Er rip - 13/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was out on my first date in months. My stomach didn’t feel quite right after dinner, but I tried to ignore it. During the movie, it got so bad I decided to try to sneak a small fart for relief. As soon as I did, the theater fell dead silent. My fart practically echoed in the silence. FML

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By Concert Flatulent - 10/07/2012 04:44 - United States - Marshall

Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML

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By Gob - 16/01/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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By gassy - 29/12/2012 09:32 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

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602offroad 12

Sunday 12 February 2017 23:28

Movie went from a horror to a comedy real fast.

pjsr 32

Sunday 12 February 2017 22:32

The return of Smell-o-Vision!

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 12 February 2017 22:18

Next time you need to sell tickets!

pjsr 32

Sunday 12 February 2017 22:32

The return of Smell-o-Vision!

602offroad 12

Sunday 12 February 2017 23:28

Movie went from a horror to a comedy real fast.

Bonk182 2

Sunday 12 February 2017 23:40

why is this a FML this is an achievement! unless your a chick then it's a little gross but still

runswithlions 3

Monday 13 February 2017 0:17

ohh...you're one of those guys...

logank013 20

Monday 13 February 2017 1:20

When I was in like 4th grade, I belched so loud the whole cafeteria became quiet. I feel you OP.

Harri20n 9

Monday 13 February 2017 2:20

Must have been a shitty movie

adjwejaelwkdc 21

Monday 13 February 2017 2:23

I'm curious to know why you would be walking down the aisle during the climax of the film. Bathroom emergency, one hopes.

species4872 19

Monday 13 February 2017 17:34

Bollywood, you probably done them a favour.

dabomsht123 3

Monday 13 February 2017 20:14

That's ******* awesome

Internetflakes 13

Tuesday 14 February 2017 0:15

I blame the curry.

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