Anonymous
United States
Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Iceland
Today, at an open mic comedy club, my jokes went down so poorly that someone decided to hurl a chair at me on-stage. FML
barsituation
United States
Killjoy was hear
Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML
Anonymous
Milton Keynes, United Kingdom
Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML
Alyssa
Fayetteville, United States
Today, I was kicked out of my review lecture at community college, for "being a disturbance and refusing to stop whistling." I wasn't even given a chance to explain that I have a cold. FML
Anonymous
Israel
Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML
hangman
London, United Kingdom
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Smirky
Bangalore, India
Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML
Im tired
Take a break
Today, out of pure exhaustion, I laughed way too hard at something my coworker said. I got the giggles, and I couldn't stop. When everyone stopped talking, I realized I was the only one still laughing, sounding unhinged. I need a vacation. FML
power corrupts...
Czech Republic
Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
4.0delinquent
Chicago, United States
Who am I?
Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML
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IceeCreamm 7
Lol, you literally laughed out loud
nslurve 4
"This is a comedy club, not a laughing house. Please leave sir."
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Comments (145)
thekrammer 5
We're you heckling?
MrsDruidess 23
nope, just laughing too much
Rhcjdjmx 0
Don't laugh. Hahahahahahaha
Johnny6speed 0
It might not have been your laughing was too loud but the sound of the laugh. I've heard some pretty horrid laughs and maybe yours was disrupting other people. I'm just saying that if I paid to go to a comedy show and someone's laugh was highly disruptive I'd be pissed. It no different then talking during a movie. And by that i mean the disruptive part the actual action of talking or laughing.
Shleebs 12
OP paid to go to the club. If his only mistake was the sound of his laugh, he shouldn't have been kicked out. I saw George Lopez perform and there was an obviously intoxicated woman shouting random obscenities during and after each of his jokes. She was allowed to do so, and remained in the theatre the entire show regardless of the constant security guards that were roaming the floors. My point is that she should have been kicked out before anyone who was enjoying the show with a less than perfect laugh.
CoolRainbowdash 15
Were you rolling on the floor laughing?
maryam8869 7
too ugly not too loudly i guess :/
cassiebear7652 7
Some laugh you must have
skyeyez9 25
We're you laughing loudly like a hyena even before he got to the punch line? Prob why you were kicked out.
TheJester12 15
comedian :so a guy comes into a bar... or was it horse? k so a guy comes into a horse ( next 5 minutes consist of OP braying and neighing like a castrated horse until he is handcuffed and taken away for disturbing he piece .
TheJester12 15
the peace * damn fat fingers are making me out to be a neanderthal
clanon 4
Ironic huh
THE_A_TEEN 28
It probably went like this: Achmed: 2 Dudes walk in a bar... Jeff: Noo! Achmed: You don't let gays in your bar? You bastard OP: HAHAHAHAJAHJAJAJ SHAH AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAHHAHALOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOKLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOHAHAJ, ITS FUNNY CUZ THE DEAD TERRORIST PUPPET SAID IT, WHHOOO JEFF!!!!... Control your laughter, man.
GoW_Chick 15
... Yes control your laughter, or Achmed will keel you!
insanelyXnikki 18
This somehow reminds me of Peter's foreign coworker in Family Guy...