By Anonymous - 19/01/2013 00:26 - Iceland

Today, at an open mic comedy club, my jokes went down so poorly that someone decided to hurl a chair at me on-stage. FML
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By Alma - 01/10/2024 20:00 - Japan - Osaka

Today, I was at a karaoke bar. After a few drinks, I gave it a go. Halfway through “Total Eclipse of the Heart” I got so into it, I knocked over the mic stand. The mic flew off, hit the DJ, who then hit the emergency stop button, cutting off the music. I froze as the bar erupted into laughter. I did get a free Coke for my “performance,” which was something. FML
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UnearthlyEnemy 9

Harsh crowd. Maybe you should try another gig, another place, another crowd. It'll hit eventually! Keep trying.

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Lennes 12

It's difficult to speak in front of people, especially on a stage. Props to you. Most people don't have the guts for it.

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UnearthlyEnemy 9

Harsh crowd. Maybe you should try another gig, another place, another crowd. It'll hit eventually! Keep trying.

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ColdplaySucks 18

OP should watch some Aziz Ansari or David Chapelle stand ups for some real comedy.

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lilhellian 26

Hell Op should come on to the comment section here.. The worst that could happen here is downvotes...

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perdix 29

#1, no, give up right away. The crowd at open-mic night are a bunch of cheapskates with a high tolerance for crap. Don't quit your day job.

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ThePsyche 9

34- maybe op should try a movie theatre. heck free popcorn?

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sens3sfailing 24

I know it comes down to taste and everyone's is different. But to me, aziz ansari just isn't funny. He comes off like a 4 year old begging for attention but sucks at it. Don't get me wrong, most comedians are begging for attention also, I just find their jokes better.

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LarryLaDouche 13

Don't worry, It's not just you. Aziz couldn't make me laugh if I was doped up on ecstasy, and he tickled my ass with a feather.

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RpiesSPIES 27

#1, I find it mean that you want OP to have a thrown chair hit him.

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txgirl2013 14

Maybe you should try doing something else. But don't lose hope!!!

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oj101 33

Michael McIntire spent years trying to break into comedy with great difficulty - look where he is now! Plus, if OP needs some help, try this joke - "What do you get if you come across a snowman and a vampire?" "A frostbite".

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lilhellian 26

50 Are we gonna see an FML from FML about FML partying to hard and getting so wasted tomorrow?:O

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dav3800 7

Wanna hear a better joke? Women's rights! *gets chair thrown at*

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gc327072 30

*yawn* oh was that supposed to be edgy?

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spaboolly 26

If you want a better joke, just look at your sex life.

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lilhellian 26

The contradiction is how does 29 and 36 gets before 11.. Am I the only one to see this happening here?

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etchsanity1 11

I guess 11 rewrote or something the mobile app saved her spot but several others posted to the page before she finally did

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lilhellian 26

There's atleast 20 minutes between 11, 29 and 36

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Lennes 12

It's difficult to speak in front of people, especially on a stage. Props to you. Most people don't have the guts for it.

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perdix 29

#4, #20, NOOOOO! Don't encourage him! I've been to lots of open-mic nights. Most people who go up and stink face an audience either (ee) fuming in awkward boredom or starting to converse loudly with their table. You have to do something awful to incite violence, so he needs to quit for his own safety!

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PenguinBitch 43

28-"Props" Hmmm no. OP shouldn't follow Carrot Top's path. That'll be horrible!

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mkcontrollers 11

Well FYL OP. what I want to know is did the chair hit you?

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waterkins 7

Maybe you should throw the chair back at him

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U_GotitDude 18

9 times out of 10 That won't end well.

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howdeedoo 22

I don't think that merits having a chair thrown at you...

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lilhellian 26

Your comment bored me 10.. *Throws chair at 10*

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Tdrizzzzzly 19

Yeah, 10, how do you feel now, even YOU have been chair-thrown at!

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clairelolz 5

Wow i don't know anyone who actually goes up to an open mic. YDI

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jessughka 10

I'm going to watch an open mic comedy tomorrow night, it's a good time.

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gc327072 30

No!!! Comment 3 was deleted :( I had such a good comeback on the replies.... Oh mods, why?

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