Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
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Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML
Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
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ThatScaryKidd 0
"Thats okay"? heh. that sucks
Peterick 0
so much for knocking.
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Comments (213)
dca714 0
what good does a ******* lock do if its outsite the door?
nat66623 0
Weird mom.
xhopefulsecretx 0
Your mom is a pervert. Bring it up any chance you get, she'll stop entering your room.
minibrophdawg 0
what a bitch
mattypants 0
i guess you could've said "just a minute" but damn whats with your mom. "I'm naked"...normally means don't enter...and it was locked. Did you have a talk with your mom and tell her she was wrong? It's kinda sad when you have to teach the parents common courtesy.
Kenturahangel 0
i guess there is no privacy in your house shit i dont have privacy in mines either thats why you do that stuff in the bathroom or when noone is home
benshady 0
lol what did your mother say?
Topknot_Forever 0
My mom does the same damn thing.
XxAGRrrrxX 0
thats almost happened to me before but I scream and get really pissed off when people try to move the lock so they just walk away;;never been caught yet^.^
redroses5 0
@145.. and you think your mom is that dumb that she doesn't know what you're doing? haha. how naive.