Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
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Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML
Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML
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ThatScaryKidd 0
"Thats okay"? heh. that sucks
Peterick 0
so much for knocking.
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Comments (213)
Bobjoemurphy 0
lmao #62 ya u should've been like "since u came in can u finish me off????
prettiep 0
thats ok! lol i feel like punching people when things like that happen
textuallyactive 0
If you said you were masturbating, she wouldn't have come in... just saying
Jman1906 2
Wow. Your Mom is a real bitch. Get a better lock, I'm thinking more like a bar across your door. And tell her if she ever comes into your room when you say "No." or especially "I'm naked." that you will stop going to school.
erkdoc 0
I bet you mom was hoping for that. My mom always walks into my room without knocking and i cant get a lock. I can't wait till i turn 18.
beebeeL 1
lmao yea fyl . talk about EMBARRASING . well @ least now she's knows better =)
TheMusician260 0
MOM!!, WTF?!?!? Why do the doors even HAVE locks?!
greeneggsnsam 0
odd.
HeartlessxBitch 0
HAHA soo many comments. this FML is mine. XD time for some explanations! 1.) i'm a girl btw 0_~ 2.) my door doesn't have a lock that requires a key, so i'm not a moron who just hands out keys to defeat the purpose. XD 3.) you can unlock my door by just simply sticking something into the hole in the door & turning it. *immature giggling at unintendid innuendo* 4.) yes. my mom is incredibly rude & inconsiderate. 5.) she learned her lesson to knock first & never ever ever barge into my locked bedroom door... XP
whoisthisagain 0
Don't worry. It happens to the best of us.