FML : Today, I was masturbating in my room when my dog started to bark obnoxiously. He does this all the time so I ignored it and kept going. This went on for...

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Today, I was masturbating in my room when my dog started to bark obnoxiously. He does this all the time so I ignored it and kept going. This went on for about a half hour. When I went downstairs, I found an open door and an empty TV stand. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By trainE / Monday 30 March 2009 02:08 / United States

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By shamille | 5

#69413 - Monday 30 March 2009 9:50

at least they didn't steal your dog

By iBou_fml | 3

#69451 - Monday 30 March 2009 10:17

half an hour masturbating?
:S

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By JoshBuescher | 0

#69406 - Monday 30 March 2009 9:45

its not your fault,i would have done the same thing.

nosedive1994 | 0

#981190 - Sunday 18 April 2010 5:09

so now you can't get pay-per-view to Jack off to lol

rileybrownie | 0

#2862208 - Sunday 10 July 2011 19:39

yeah it's not your fault at all!! xD sorry to hear about your TV

XxSuNnYGiLLxX | 7

#4457220 - Sunday 20 May 2012 0:50

im surprised your dog didnt bite his assss

Screwie | 25

#4909610 - Saturday 8 September 2012 21:56

Should've gone downstairs with your volcano gun.

By shamille | 5

#69413 - Monday 30 March 2009 9:50

at least they didn't steal your dog

jazziue | 0

#901801 - Sunday 28 February 2010 23:37

hope it was good

spaerro | 8

#3261522 - Friday 9 September 2011 10:03

France approves.

InstantRanbowMix | 0

#4216456 - Monday 26 March 2012 5:24

You were masturbating for 30 min ?

By Templemind47 | 0

#69415 - Monday 30 March 2009 9:51

You did not know, but it might make a good excuse for the parents...

By JoshBuescher | 0

#69418 - Monday 30 March 2009 9:53

HA! I AM FOURTH TOO!!!

By CStigler | 0

#69423 - Monday 30 March 2009 9:55

what you get when you ignore your dog...

Wild_Marco | 13

#5805266 - Thursday 26 December 2013 6:34

When you have a dog that barks at every person,car or animal that walks by, you tend to start ignoring the constant barking...

By CStigler | 0

#69427 - Monday 30 March 2009 9:57

what you get for ignoring your dog.

By Jimboom | 11

#69433 - Monday 30 March 2009 10:05

Ha ha! Wanker.

By msrock | 0

#69435 - Monday 30 March 2009 10:07

What do you say when you see your TV floating away in the middle of the night?

zac12345 | 0

#951137 - Monday 15 March 2010 23:20

NIGGAHS

By lpaul49 | 0

#69448 - Monday 30 March 2009 10:15

Way to be irresponsible, douche.

By iBou_fml | 3

#69451 - Monday 30 March 2009 10:17

half an hour masturbating?
:S

lasapa | 2

#1873592 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 15:34

exactly what i thought

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