By trainE - 30/03/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I was masturbating in my room when my dog started to bark obnoxiously. He does this all the time so I ignored it and kept going. This went on for about a half hour. When I went downstairs, I found an open door and an empty TV stand. FML
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at least they didn't steal your dog

half an hour masturbating? :S

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its not your fault,i would have done the same thing.

so now you can't get pay-per-view to Jack off to lol

yeah it's not your fault at all!! xD sorry to hear about your TV

im surprised your dog didnt bite his assss

Should've gone downstairs with your volcano gun.

at least they didn't steal your dog

hope it was good

France approves.

You were masturbating for 30 min ?

You did not know, but it might make a good excuse for the parents...

HA! I AM FOURTH TOO!!!

what you get when you ignore your dog...

When you have a dog that barks at every person,car or animal that walks by, you tend to start ignoring the constant barking...

what you get for ignoring your dog.

Ha ha! Wanker.

What do you say when you see your TV floating away in the middle of the night?

Way to be irresponsible, douche.

half an hour masturbating? :S

exactly what i thought