Today, I was masturbating in my room when my dog started to bark obnoxiously. He does this all the time so I ignored it and kept going. This went on for about a half hour. When I went downstairs, I found an open door and an empty TV stand. FML
Add a comment
Top comments
Comments
By
JoshBuescher
| 0
its not your fault,i would have done the same thing.
Reply
nosedive1994
| 0
so now you can't get pay-per-view to Jack off to lol
Reply
rileybrownie
| 0
yeah it's not your fault at all!! xD sorry to hear about your TV
Reply
XxSuNnYGiLLxX
| 7
im surprised your dog didnt bite his assss
Reply
Screwie
| 25
Should've gone downstairs with your volcano gun.
By
shamille
| 5
at least they didn't steal your dog
Reply
jazziue
| 0
hope it was good
Reply
spaerro
| 8
France approves.
Reply
InstantRanbowMix
| 0
You were masturbating for 30 min ?
By
Templemind47
| 0
You did not know, but it might make a good excuse for the parents...
By
JoshBuescher
| 0
HA! I AM FOURTH TOO!!!
By
CStigler
| 0
what you get when you ignore your dog...
Reply
Wild_Marco
| 13
When you have a dog that barks at every person,car or animal that walks by, you tend to start ignoring the constant barking...
By
CStigler
| 0
what you get for ignoring your dog.
By
Jimboom
| 11
Ha ha! Wanker.
By
msrock
| 0
What do you say when you see your TV floating away in the middle of the night?
Reply
zac12345
| 0
NIGGAHS
By
lpaul49
| 0
Way to be irresponsible, douche.
By
iBou_fml
| 3
half an hour masturbating?
:S
:S
Reply
lasapa
| 2
exactly what i thought
:S