Intimacy, Sex and Awkward: Knock first! - FML

Knock first!

By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 06:00

Spicy

Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML

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The dead of the night

By Anonymous - 20/02/2024 13:00 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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Classy

By bkay26 - 29/08/2010 15:37 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML

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By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

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Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

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Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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Cougartown

By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

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Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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Redhanded

By Anonymous - 23/11/2021 06:00 - Philippines - Roxas

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Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML

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In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

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Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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Top comments

pjsr 32

Tuesday 19 September 2023 7:13

you wouldn’t want her to walk in on you masturbating - this works the same way!

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 19 September 2023 15:03

Go ask Dad. Obviously, he's not doing anything.

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pjsr 32

Tuesday 19 September 2023 7:13

you wouldn’t want her to walk in on you masturbating - this works the same way!

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 19 September 2023 15:03

Go ask Dad. Obviously, he's not doing anything.

Crowned Sataness 12

Tuesday 19 September 2023 22:59

hopefully you learned a few manners from it. if you're old enough to type this you're old enough to respect some privacy

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