Love: Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary....

By FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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Same thing different taste

By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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You OK, hun?

By Porche - 12/11/2015 16:24 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend called me at work and said, "I hate to do this over the phone..." I burst into tears, thinking he was going to break up with me. Turns out he only ate my last doughnut. Now my co-workers think I'm a weirdo. FML

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Kitchen nightmare

By Anonymous - 15/05/2020 14:00

Today, I made my boyfriend a vanilla cake for our anniversary. We sat down to eat it and one bite in, my boyfriend gets a weird look on his face. I take a bite and notice that it tastes like corn. I found out later my dad had replaced all the flour with cornmeal without telling anyone. FML

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By Heww - 28/09/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, after working an 11 hour shift, I decided to treat myself to a delicious Krispy Kreme doughnut. When I got home, I sat down, put my feet up, poured myself a cold glass of milk. My dog jumps on my lap and vomits all over my doughnuts, stares at me then bites the doughnut out of my hand. FML

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Donut eat this

By Anonymous - 07/08/2015 21:18 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, my sister offered me a couple of doughnuts she bought recently. Thinking she was just being nice, I went ahead and started eating, and was met with the most horrid taste I've ever experienced. Turns out her "recently" was two weeks ago. FML

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Good one

By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML

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Yummy

By Cupcakes - 15/04/2013 05:11 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2012 02:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying he had left a surprise on my driveway. Thinking it was something special, I went outside to look. It was a little bag of mayonnaise packets. FML

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Fermentation

By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 08:28 - United States

Today, I ate what was supposed to be a delicious mini powdered donut. The first one tasted funny, so I pulled out another one and realized that the powdered sugar was now in fact powdered hairy mold. Then I looked at the package and realized it was over a year and a half old. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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Rabite 28

Friday 17 November 2017 16:04

You know it's illegal to date minors, right?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 17 November 2017 15:51

A none-to-subtle hint about what your breath smells like? Also, donuts and wine?!?!? C’mon, man!!!

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exileonmainst 16

Friday 17 November 2017 15:33

He’s right, that is funny!

exileonmainst 16

Friday 17 November 2017 15:36

Also, I’m now crowdfunding for a restaurant where you dunk your doughnuts in mouthwash. Any donations will be greatly appreciated!

RichardPencil 30

Friday 17 November 2017 15:51

A none-to-subtle hint about what your breath smells like? Also, donuts and wine?!?!? C’mon, man!!!

Rabite 28

Friday 17 November 2017 16:04

You know it's illegal to date minors, right?

1gullible_bugger 33

Monday 4 December 2017 0:05

Didn't stop Roy Moore.

jediloader 12

Friday 17 November 2017 16:20

How thoughtful! He’s thinking of your oral healthcare too!

Dave_Davington 33

Friday 17 November 2017 16:32

Well now, the anniversary prank is long and cherished tradition.

johnnyswallop 18

Friday 17 November 2017 16:45

That is pure evil.

Thundernutz 15

Friday 17 November 2017 19:48

Happy Anniversary/April Fools?

Glowworm56 26

Friday 17 November 2017 20:49

Well at least you don't have to brush your teeth afterwards now!

Arashikage 18

Saturday 18 November 2017 0:26

My mind went somewhere else until you said toothpaste

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 18 November 2017 16:10

Same here. :D

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