FML : Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly...

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Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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You deserved it

By FawnPrincess - / Friday 17 November 2017 15:00 /

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By Rabite | 27

#7565146 - Friday 17 November 2017 16:04

You know it's illegal to date minors, right?

By RichardPencil | 25

#7565143 - Friday 17 November 2017 15:51

A none-to-subtle hint about what your breath smells like?

Also, donuts and wine?!?!? C’mon, man!!!

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By exileonmainst | 15

#7565138 - Friday 17 November 2017 15:33

He’s right, that is funny!

By exileonmainst | 15

#7565139 - Friday 17 November 2017 15:36

Also, I’m now crowdfunding for a restaurant where you dunk your doughnuts in mouthwash. Any donations will be greatly appreciated!

By RichardPencil | 25

#7565143 - Friday 17 November 2017 15:51

A none-to-subtle hint about what your breath smells like?

Also, donuts and wine?!?!? C’mon, man!!!

By Rabite | 27

#7565146 - Friday 17 November 2017 16:04

You know it's illegal to date minors, right?

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1gullible_bugger | 24

#7571418 - Monday 4 December 2017 0:05

Didn't stop Roy Moore.

By jediloader | 12

#7565150 - Friday 17 November 2017 16:20

How thoughtful! He’s thinking of your oral healthcare too!

By Dave_Davington | 31

#7565154 - Friday 17 November 2017 16:32

Well now, the anniversary prank is long and cherished tradition.

By johnnyswallop | 15

#7565166 - Friday 17 November 2017 16:45

That is pure evil.

By Thundernutz | 15

#7565217 - Friday 17 November 2017 19:48

Happy Anniversary/April Fools?

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7565250 - Friday 17 November 2017 20:49

Well at least you don't have to brush your teeth afterwards now!

By Arashikage | 18

#7565318 - Saturday 18 November 2017 0:26

My mind went somewhere else until you said toothpaste

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Taurus_ChicKa | 33

#7565532 - Saturday 18 November 2017 16:10

Same here. :D

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