Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
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Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML
Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
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ThatScaryKidd 0
"Thats okay"? heh. that sucks
Peterick 0
so much for knocking.
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Comments (213)
JessicaKitty 0
What the hell is wrong with your mom if it's "okay" if you're naked?!
LunarMage 2
YDI for not stopping when she knocked on the door. Only an idiot would keep beating off with a parent outside their door.
MrIncredibleSME 3
Yeah, parents have a habit of forgetting what the phrase "don't come in!" means. Maybe she'll listen next time... Fyl.
newburton13 26
She knocked. That's more than most parents. And how'd she unlock it from the outside?
newstart11 9
At least u guys r close
MrBoredomioo 18
My awful mother doesn't let us lock any doors, including the bedrooms and bathrooms. So far family has walked in on me taking a dump 5 times. I once saw my mom naked, and she is FAT.
Pot14 9
that's gross.
JaiBrooks5 13
Mmmmmm #2 lol
anniet292929 3
My mom asks if she can go in, then goes and unlocks the door even when I say no. She and my dad has the key to my room and would constantly barge in. I would be showering or letting off some steam after having to deal with my little brother and school. They don't understand that I need privacy.
Masift 21
what the hell is even the point of knocking if you're just going to barge in while the person is naked anyway?