Lock your doors

By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 00:14

Spicy
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
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itsmeJustinC131313 2

You've gotta learn the art of silence

And now you lived one.

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And now you lived one.

itsmeJustinC131313 2

You've gotta learn the art of silence

Or to lock the door...

Any FML that starts with OP touching himself is going to be a good one.

She!. OP was a woman.

If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would’ve made our arms shorter. - George Carlin Though, seriously, you need to invest in a lock.

bloopaloop 27

She knew what you were doing. Parents always do

So many of these types of situations can be avoided if you just learn how to lock a door. Go figure.

Or do it at different times of the day, when they are asleep, out to dinner or something or even work.