Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
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iLucero
| 11
How can you not taste that?
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trolodon
| 2
Dafuq did I just read
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By
iLucero
| 11
How can you not taste that?
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HSOMGF
| 5
This.
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GothicAngel17
| 24
Maybe dog poop tastes like mint? Okay, okay that was lame, I know.
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KrazieKleo
| 13
OP is used to eating shit so she couldn't tell the difference...
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Thelnternet
| 7
he is used to the taste of shit
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beccaishereyay
| 11
How could you not see, smell, OR taste it?
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Penguin1942
| 0
Or hear it for that mattsr
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Penguin1942
| 0
*matter
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Donat96
| 20
Is your brother's first name Joffrey by any chance?
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elsnappypickle
| 0
55, good one!! ;)
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iLucero
| 11
55. Nope
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Marcella1016
| 31
Slogan for the new Colgate Total: So minty fresh, it'll mask the taste of dog shit!
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Calyx_fml
| 21
My dog eats his own poop. Maybe it's yummy.
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tjv3
| 10
How could you not tell?
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konkoush
| 7
Maybe she liked that flavor
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trolodon
| 2
Dafuq did I just read
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reddudeover
| 2
An FML. FML's are short usually funny, sometimes disgusting, or sad anecdotal stories of things that go awry in people lives. FML is also an acronym for FUCK MY LIFE.
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thejewishfuhrer
| 17
^^^Mr. Buzz Killington
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reddudeover
| 2
(Buzz killington's voice)
Yeeeeeeeeeessss, jolly good ribbing old chap.
Yeeeeeeeeeessss, jolly good ribbing old chap.
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syki
| 22
You didn't notice the smell?
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syki
| 22
Ugh, I just realised - how dingy must your brush be if you didn't notice *on sight?*
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yuzuhere
| 21
Don't mess with one's Hot Wheels! Some serious stuff going on there.
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Isoldael
| 27
Maybe the brother washed off most of it before putting it back, so OP wouldn't notice. Still pretty disgusting in my opinion, even if you don't see / smell / taste it.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
That's how his breath usually smells.
Unfortunately, I know people who have that problem.
Unfortunately, I know people who have that problem.
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False_Stupidity
| 41
What if he only rubbed it lightly on the shit enough to get it all germy but not enough to make it smell or look bad.
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livamour
| 17
You really didn't notice? :s dog poo has quite the scent.
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zuzupetalsYO
| 11
What the hell do you brush your teeth with not to even notice the dog shit color? Although I have seen white dog poop. You better take that dog to the vet.
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sarahlouise0506
| 10
Brothers always get their revenge!
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SecretMe00
| 5
5 is that your dog? If so, what is she/he? Like breed wise.
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tmmundy
| 17
#41....I totally agree. I hate to wonder what he will do if something more serious happens, what he is capable of doing.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
So.
Many.
Puppy.
Pictures.
*explodes from cuteness overload*
Many.
Puppy.
Pictures.
*explodes from cuteness overload*
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sarahlouise0506
| 10
It's actually my brothers dog! And it's a Labrador.
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mazio09210517
| 5
how could you not smell or I taste that? I mean really?
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draegbomb
| 5
Really
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redfishbluefish2
| 13
And he bothered to wash it out too?
Otherwise I hope you would have noticed the color. Or the smell, or taste. YDI
Otherwise I hope you would have noticed the color. Or the smell, or taste. YDI
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amak1228
| 3
You never noticed?? Gross...
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coldashell
| 23
Perhaps op does not use toothpaste.
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Goatinsfriend
| 8
Time for a new toothbrush.
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yahoowizard
| 16
And a new brother. Ask your parents to hook you up
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
And a new brother.
Throw the old one in the trash, he's broken.
Throw the old one in the trash, he's broken.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
Damn.
*goes back to her tree*
*goes back to her tree*
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Enslaved
| 36
You had a whole month to replace that broken toy but your brother still has issues.