Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
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Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML
Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML
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ThatScaryKidd 0
"Thats okay"? heh. that sucks
Peterick 0
so much for knocking.
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Comments (213)
Changeling 0
Well...did you stop or just keep flogging it?
Chippy_fml 0
Are you from Kentucky? This sounds a lost like your mom is into incest.
emptyego 0
lmfao @19 I love that image. Omg hahahaha. #21: It's the same with me with my Mom. She just really doesn't seem to care. OP: I am so sorry... some parents just suck!
pippy124 0
I'm sry...next time dont masturbat in your room...do it in the bathroom
17Master 0
If you don't want to get caught masturbating, put your shorts/pants back on when you hear someone at the door. Then, if they come in anyway, don't let them see your play hand.
flippride808 0
haha that happened to me many times dont feel bad (:
aeternuswar 0
lol #5 as right as you might be...your very wrong. Who the hell goes "hang on mom im masturbating and im probably about to get off. Do you mind not ruining it?" nah. just doesnt sound right. oh, and parents? if we say dont come in, dont come in.
mzmaverickd 7
THank you 132! Well said.
Fundibasher 0
LOL @ that's ok. WTF???? ofc she's ok with you being naked in front of her but maybe you aren't?????
usernamegoeshere 0
boy or girl????