Redhanded

By Anonymous - 23/11/2021 06:00 - Philippines - Roxas

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Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML
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You told your mom to come in your room while you're masturbating? Ick.

You didn't delete your Facebook account too, did you? That would have made her mad...

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You told your mom to come in your room while you're masturbating? Ick.

since he told her to, knowing he was masturbating, it's obvious he wanted her to "give him a hand".

The OP appears to be female, so the image is less disturbing than if it were a male. Still, quite disturbing!

I feel like he missed a word, he meant to say told her not to lol

You didn't delete your Facebook account too, did you? That would have made her mad...

I'll never understand dinners at 6.

It's pretty normal in the US. Gives us time to make room for a late-night snack.

My bedtime is 8pm since I have to get up so early for work, so dinner 5-6 is normal for me. Gives the food time to digest before bed, and I’m less likely to be sick in the morning.

So how awkward was that dinner?

I'm sure this was a typo and OP meant not to enter his room