Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
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Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML
Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
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ThatScaryKidd 0
"Thats okay"? heh. that sucks
Peterick 0
so much for knocking.
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strawberryswirl 0
This happened to me, except it was my dad and I was changing my tampon. What's the point of knocking if you're just going to barge in anyway?
allison406 0
Lollllll. That's terrible. But, you should've stopped when she knocked on the door.
FoundManyLemons 0
Well, next time she'll know better.
TalkCuntyToMe 0
ew my mom does this to me too. the other day i was taking a bath, and she comes in while im naked and starts to clean the bathroom. i told her can you please do this another time and she goes it will only take a minute. WTF?
fcuk_mylife 0
#16 HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
JavaAnyone 0
i love how matter-of-factly you say u were masturbating.
jrod_fml 0
Why is the lock on the outside of your room? and how did you plan on getting out if you were locked in?
shmaller 0
I will be laughing for days at #52
nodbor 11
i guess she just wanted to see you naked
kbtoys 2
Did you finish at least?