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Did it still cool it down?
seems a strange thing to come up with very weird
My god! How did he manage that?
39- By opening up the oven and pissing in it. It's not that hard.
54, cool explanation bro.
Yeah the arrow to the knee thing is kinda getting old. Let's all leave that alone for a couple of days or a month or two and it'll be funny again when someone brings it back up.
Ok so the world still favors that joke… ok, but I promise it will die out even if it takes the apocalypse to kill it.
I thought arrow to the knee jokes died with the apocalypse, then I took an arrow in the knee.
I wasn't the smartest 10 year old but peeing in an oven qualifies you as "Fucken Idiot."
#79 It was her brother not son. Read the FML again.
Well did it work?
Gee I've never seen spelt spelt like that. ;D
i guess OP's brother was pissed off and needed to cool down
I see what you did there.
Help! It's the hyperbole police!
And 60 goes to jail for making a fraudulent emergency call.
75- Pretty sure 37 used a hyperbole.
No, everyone on Fml has more than likely seen piss puns too many times to count.
If he ever complains he's hot, pee on him. He'll get it.
Or if he's cold drop a load on him...too far?
Just a tad but we'll forgive you.
Too far...
No, we won't forgive you.
Wow you people are very bitter. Just joking around. No more posts on here. INTERNET BULLIES be proud...
87- so long, pal! *round of applause as he exits the room*
You mad bro?
Cooling it off with 98.6 degree urine? Your brother isn't the brightest, is he?
how would you know that statistic ma'am?
That's the average core temperature for humans.
61- who uses a hot oven as an excuse? I would much rather walk a few feet to the bathroom. Or if all else fails, use the sink or something.. But seriously..
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I'd be pissed.
If he ever complains he's hot, pee on him. He'll get it.