Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
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Epsilonyx
| 15
I'd be pissed.
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PaulB123
| 11
If he ever complains he's hot, pee on him. He'll get it.
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omfg_creepers
| 8
What gave him that idea?
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48Connor
| 10
Did it still cool it down?
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CalCommando
| 6
Don't worry, it builds character.
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attaboy368
| 20
seems a strange thing to come up with very weird
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nahgemoohc
| 17
My god! How did he manage that?
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Brool_Story_Co
| 17
39- By opening up the oven and pissing in it. It's not that hard.
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cheefer
| 0
54, cool explanation bro.
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1221jamw
| 11
59- Not only are those jokes as old and unfunny as the arrow to the knee jokes, but the slight alteration you added, made you sound like a total douche.
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Zeppelin1969
| 5
Yeah the arrow to the knee thing is kinda getting old. Let's all leave that alone for a couple of days or a month or two and it'll be funny again when someone brings it back up.
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1221jamw
| 11
And you expect the whole Internet to read that post? Fair enough.
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enonymous
| 8
OP YDI for having a kid with R Kelly
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Zeppelin1969
| 5
Ok so the world still favors that joke… ok, but I promise it will die out even if it takes the apocalypse to kill it.
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docscientist
| 9
I thought arrow to the knee jokes died with the apocalypse, then I took an arrow in the knee.
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ColdplaySucks
| 18
I wasn't the smartest 10 year old but peeing in an oven qualifies you as "Fucken Idiot."
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SandraGee
| 7
#79 It was her brother not son. Read the FML again.
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kyarush
| 10
Well did it work?
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xoxokelsey11
| 5
What a nice armona to add to your house.
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googlefrewdnoob
| 0
Don't you mean " what a nice ammonia" hey, hey?
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1221jamw
| 11
Lol I've never seen aroma spent quite like that. Made me laugh to be honest. :)
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AngrehPirate
| 0
Gee I've never seen spelt spelt like that. ;D
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nahgemoohc
| 17
i guess OP's brother was pissed off and needed to cool down
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Epsilonyx
| 15
I'd be pissed.
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noshatsherlockk
| 15
I see what you did there.
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desireev
| 17
So did everyone else on FML...
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Help! It's the hyperbole police!
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monkeysareyummy
| 0
noshatsherlockk? Who says shat?
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1221jamw
| 11
Story, you might want to go back to fifth grade and relearn your vocab words. :)
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docscientist
| 9
And 60 goes to jail for making a fraudulent emergency call.
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
75- Pretty sure 37 used a hyperbole.
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docscientist
| 9
No, everyone on Fml has more than likely seen piss puns too many times to count.
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googlefrewdnoob
| 0
You, obviously
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Insomniasenemy
| 6
I giggled that was almost funny but not that funny
(this is me being nice when it's line 1 AM)
(this is me being nice when it's line 1 AM)
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PaulB123
| 11
If he ever complains he's hot, pee on him. He'll get it.
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fo_86
| 0
Or if he's cold drop a load on him...too far?
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chris19sn
| 4
Just a tad but we'll forgive you.
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margie2194
| 12
Too far...
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screamo_neve
| 12
No, we won't forgive you.
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fo_86
| 0
Wow you people are very bitter. Just joking around. No more posts on here. INTERNET BULLIES be proud...
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graham11
| 14
87- so long, pal! *round of applause as he exits the room*
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isitinmybedroom
| 11
Problem?
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hellokatie8
| 5
You mad bro?
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lovelydarlings
| 6
Don't let your brother near ovens anymore...
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DontModMeDammit
| 10
Why would you need to cool off the oven?
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dixiefoxx
| 22
I'd kill him with the smell. I'd just do it, no questions how.
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iDaniel525
| 8
How?
*troll face*
*troll face*
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trippythehippy
| 6
Yes. Do tell...
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graham11
| 14
So. Much. Suspense.
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scarface90
| 8
Good thing he didn't take a sh*t in the oven
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thatgirlinoregon
| 21
Cooling it off with 98.6 degree urine? Your brother isn't the brightest, is he?
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derpster
| 7
how would you know that statistic ma'am?
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boydeee01
| 7
That's the average core temperature for humans.
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StopDropNRoll
| 11
Well he is 10! ^^
And I'm pretty sure that ovens get way hotter ~350-450 so I mean if you think it about he didn't do so bad. And maybe he just really had to take a piss and used the hot oven as an excuse :D
And I'm pretty sure that ovens get way hotter ~350-450 so I mean if you think it about he didn't do so bad. And maybe he just really had to take a piss and used the hot oven as an excuse :D
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graham11
| 14
61- who uses a hot oven as an excuse? I would much rather walk a few feet to the bathroom. Or if all else fails, use the sink or something.. But seriously..