By wellesleybanana - 17/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I finally got some sleep after an exterminator came yesterday and took care of our roach problem. I woke up and kissed my boyfriend good morning. Frowning, he told me I had something stuck on the corner of my mouth. It was a roach leg. Where is the rest of the roach? FML
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At least you weren't awake while the roach was crawling down your throat.

Ewwwwwwwww is all I can say. That must suck.

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First! And... oh god.

rofl, dam thats hilarious...but dont worry, itll be gone in a day or two ;)

Ewwwwwwwww is all I can say. That must suck.

... nasty. nasty. nastyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. im not hungry anymore....fuck

At least you weren't awake while the roach was crawling down your throat.

I twitched after reading that!

lol good protein!!!! tht is one gr88 thing to wake up too. .. .

ahahah He's trying to find the rest of his roach buddies!!

Hahaha there's a Papa Roach ad to the right of this site as I type this.

Blatant rip-off of "What did I just swallow?"

HAHA that sucks but, actually, you eat random bugs in your sleep thats pretty bad one leg got stuck tho =|