FML : Today, I finally got some sleep after an exterminator came yesterday and took care of our roach problem. I woke up and kissed my boyfriend good morning....

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Today, I finally got some sleep after an exterminator came yesterday and took care of our roach problem. I woke up and kissed my boyfriend good morning. Frowning, he told me I had something stuck on the corner of my mouth. It was a roach leg. Where is the rest of the roach? FML

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By wellesleybanana - / Friday 17 April 2009 18:43 / United States

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By designedlikedice | 0

#120736 - Saturday 18 April 2009 02:00

At least you weren't awake while the roach was crawling down your throat.

By Sonalis | 9

#120720 - Saturday 18 April 2009 01:58

Ewwwwwwwww is all I can say. That must suck.

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By delighted_fml | 0

#120715 - Saturday 18 April 2009 01:57

First! And... oh god.

By lost4nao | 0

#120718 - Saturday 18 April 2009 01:57

rofl, dam thats hilarious...but dont worry, itll be gone in a day or two ;)

By Sonalis | 9

#120720 - Saturday 18 April 2009 01:58

Ewwwwwwwww is all I can say. That must suck.

By roll_fukng_tide | 0

#120723 - Saturday 18 April 2009 01:58

... nasty. nasty. nastyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. im not hungry anymore....fuck

By designedlikedice | 0

#120736 - Saturday 18 April 2009 02:00

At least you weren't awake while the roach was crawling down your throat.

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girl112891 | 7

#3557396 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 08:13

I twitched after reading that!

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momo3p | 22

#6564959 - Tuesday 22 March 2016 07:56

Same ech

By moosey1234 | 0

#120738 - Saturday 18 April 2009 02:01

lol good protein!!!! tht is one gr88 thing to wake up too. .. .

By jimmyweee | 0

#120747 - Saturday 18 April 2009 02:03

ahahah He's trying to find the rest of his roach buddies!!

By Jaywin | 3

#120749 - Saturday 18 April 2009 02:03

Hahaha there's a Papa Roach ad to the right of this site as I type this.

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blkwhtrbbt | 0

#811955 - Sunday 31 January 2010 08:48

WIN

By Occam | 0

#120757 - Saturday 18 April 2009 02:04

Blatant rip-off of "What did I just swallow?"

By Zebidiah | 0

#120761 - Saturday 18 April 2009 02:05

HAHA that sucks but, actually, you eat random bugs in your sleep thats pretty bad one leg got stuck tho =|

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infamousd3ath | 0

#906647 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 05:23

O.O

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ZleveL | 0

#1022491 - Monday 7 June 2010 08:25

LOL

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