Today, I finally got some sleep after an exterminator came yesterday and took care of our roach problem. I woke up and kissed my boyfriend good morning. Frowning, he told me I had something stuck on the corner of my mouth. It was a roach leg. Where is the rest of the roach? FML
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designedlikedice
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At least you weren't awake while the roach was crawling down your throat.
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Sonalis
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Ewwwwwwwww is all I can say. That must suck.
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delighted_fml
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First!
And... oh god.
And... oh god.
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lost4nao
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rofl, dam thats hilarious...but dont worry, itll be gone in a day or two ;)
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Sonalis
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Ewwwwwwwww is all I can say. That must suck.
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roll_fukng_tide
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... nasty. nasty. nastyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. im not hungry anymore....fuck
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designedlikedice
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At least you weren't awake while the roach was crawling down your throat.
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girl112891
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I twitched after reading that!
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momo3p
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Same ech
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moosey1234
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lol good protein!!!! tht is one gr88 thing to wake up too. .. .
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jimmyweee
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ahahah He's trying to find the rest of his roach buddies!!
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Jaywin
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Hahaha there's a Papa Roach ad to the right of this site as I type this.
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blkwhtrbbt
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WIN
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Occam
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Blatant rip-off of "What did I just swallow?"
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Zebidiah
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HAHA that sucks
but, actually, you eat random bugs in your sleep
thats pretty bad one leg got stuck tho =|
but, actually, you eat random bugs in your sleep
thats pretty bad one leg got stuck tho =|
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infamousd3ath
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O.O
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ZleveL
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LOL