Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
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ThatScaryKidd 0
"Thats okay"? heh. that sucks
Peterick 0
so much for knocking.
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ididnotknow 0
wat happened next?
Epic_Fail_Sauce 0
1. Technically she was telling the truth 2. Give her a little FALCON PUUUUUNCH next time =p
sleeper1518 0
get dressed? or how about hide under the covers. just hope it doesn't turn out like american pie scene on the grandma or the teddy bear. lol
breaksprinter_ 0
wow, fyl. that's embarassing. did you get "the talk"? lol.
lickmyface 0
three words: get a lock.
davidlonghorn 0
well at least you can look at it this way: she probably wont do it again... probably... ;)
WellThatSuckz 14
I hate when parents do that >> I don't have a lock on my door and my mom doesn't even effing knock!
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
Some lock you've got there.
laceyxx 0
^ lmao, yeah no shit, unlocks from the outside? I always say that to my mom, and she ALWAYS opens the door, maybe you should ********** when no one is home, or at least do it leaning on your door. or, stop masturbating when she knocks?
TheNameless_fml 0
From the sounds of it, your mother probably would have done the same thing even if you had said "Don't come in, I'm masturbating!"