Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML
Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
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Top comments
keven305 0
you have a nice mom
CateXOX 0
I hate people who post that they need people's numbers. You really shouldn't give your number out online, you know there's a site that is dedicated to displaying every phone number ever posted on facebook.
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Comments (170)
cdcsfinest 0
first
ComTlancy 12
first blood! sounds like a mother with a sense of humour. great combo
duodecillian 0
:o
issoz 10
Yo mama
keven305 0
you have a nice mom
imacreeper 3
no, OP's mom is a genius! i shall find OP on facebook and make the 32 likes turn into 33.
snade 0
wait... so did your phone REALLY reset?
LittleMonsterSam 5
WHAT A ******* BITCH!
Jonscarl 0
that's funny as shit!
TurnpikeTwister 0
mommy win
urdirtyolduncle 15
Pwned by mommy dearest
PurpleRae420 0
Your moms a bitch and if I were you I'd delete all those 32 people who liked her comment and tell them all to GO **** THEMSELVES!!! Those are not your friends and apparently your mother isn't either
ahole123 0
101 You just jokeblocked this entire FML
ColdplaySucks 18
Better than an overprotective parent reacting to a small incident. Cool mom bro
BlackOpsPWNR 0
wow, you do know you can just delete her comment since it's on your post
lunaXXdennice 0
127-ur ^^so right but I don't think she knew that until now...
Fobbs 2
Apparently you do have friends... 36 to be exact!
liv4444 0
hAhA
raelynj24 3
THAT BITCH! lol though…
OasC82 0
you don't say that
KinqLeo610 0
thats asuper bitch lil
EatnBeef 7
sorry bit that is probably one of the best Facebook FMLs iv ever heard!!!!
aliciamartinez15 11
I hate it when people do that. It seems so lame!
Blueglasscup 18
Well at least your mum has friends (judging by the likes) Sorry OP...
ipwnlosers 4
Or, they could've been OP's Facebook friends who liked the moms comment.
sydmadhurf 6
or not:P
FreebirdIII 1
The truth hurts.
GavinRoskamp 0
It would have to be OP's friends that liked it.
bhangu023 0
ahahahahaga
lonerftl 3
hahahahahaha wow that`s sad
coolkid_matt 11
What a bitch! FYL :(
CateXOX 0
I hate people who post that they need people's numbers. You really shouldn't give your number out online, you know there's a site that is dedicated to displaying every phone number ever posted on facebook.
gorina 0
Don't assume people happily post their numbers as comments, they could easily message them to OP. Wannabe moralfag much.
CitrusGirl 0
I'm surprised this got so many down votes. Companies can pull any of your information displayed on facebook, including your number, and your friends numbers. They cannot take information from private messages, which is where you should share things like phone numbers.
mk58 31
Thank you!! I've been trying to get this around to my friends. They're still not a little more cautious with these things.
CitrusGirl 0
Well my family learned the hard way. A company took my brothers number off of facebook and sent him advertisements via text message. What comes up on the next bill but this mysterious $30 charge. Verizon helped us trace back how it happened. So there's my story, and that's why you don't display your personal phone number on the Internet.
gorina 0
Citrus, it had downvotes because she's speaking of people willingly posting numbers on someone's status when they ask for it. There's this cool thing called private messaging, guess you guys haven't heard of it? Either way your bro's fault for posting his number on what I assume is his profile for constant public access.
valalvax 13
I know I know blah blah sue happy Americans, but your brother could have sent them a certified letter stating intent to sue (some other steps I'm not sure about probably required), for them its cheaper to pay him 600 or so dollars than ******* with court
azurewave 6
yeah. if you got your number pulled from Facebook your pretty much an idiot...
snugglesmcgee91 2
There's this lovely new thing called changing your privacy settings on Facebook. Also, you have to change who you allow on your profile. The comment got thumbed down because anyone who actually puts their number on a FB status, then you really are a tard.
CateXOX 0
Okay let me rephrase... I hate it when people willingly give out their numbers. I hate to tell you, but whether your settings are set to private or not, sites can pull your number. Unless, as previously mentioned, you send it through a private message.
Hi_Itz_Me 0
I fail to see where OP said she put her number on Facebook. She could have been talking to the people who already have her number to see who actually Wants OP to have his or her number and is willing to text OP.
feistylex 0
exactly! when I got my new phone I did exactly this I'm not gonna give my phone number out to random people it's for the people I know in real life, it's a way to contact people when you don't have their number.