Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, my cat peed on my bra. I didn't realize this until after I arrived at work for my 12-hour shift. Now I'm trying to wash my bra out in the sink and stuff paper towels down it to soak up the moisture. Only 10 more hours to go, and the smell of cat pee is still lingering. FML
Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, I kept smelling cat piss and moved further away from the other person, only to later get in my car and realize my cat had peed in my purse. FML
Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my cat pissed in my laundry from last night. This includes underwear, so I had to go commando. I grabbed an old T-shirt and pants at the bottom of a drawer and left for school. Turns out the pants had a hole in the crotch and my period was due. FML
Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML
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Person1233 13
I was going to make a stripping comment, then I saw it was by snickerdoodles. I vomitted in my mouth briefly. FML.
JoshTheMaggot 8
yeah Sirin is obviously takin a jab at snickerdoodles who is definitely a grammar Nazi. ahaha as for the op YDI for being snickerdoodles
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Comments (288)
xlovelessx 0
lol w8 I'm sorry that's happens to me before but with a dog -.-
gwoodboy 0
how on Earth did you not notice the presence of the cat pee when you put the sweater on? YDI for not paying attention :p
sydneyanne 0
u gotta hate cats lol
MusicAlive 0
how did you not notice it when you put it on? the shoulder was probably crusty xD
FYLD0UCHE_fml 0
The OP just wanted to use the word "permeated."
deutz21 0
that's what you get for having sex with cats.
thesomegirl 0
ysl
Bugatti_Veyron 1
yes! this is xactly what I wished would have have happen to a grammer Nazi! or to be snickerdoodles!
eddles 0
sux for u
Luckster 0
Maybe if you people typed on the internet like you have a proper education, Snickerdoodles wouldn't have to be the infamous 'Grammar Nazi' you piss and moan about.
Ajjas013 6
Maybe snickerdoodles should capitalize the first letter of her name before commenting on other peoples' grammar.
Luckster 0
As soon as there's a way to change the username once it's been made, you let her know and I'm sure she'll be more than happy to change it. Most usernames across the internet are lowercased, because there was a time when you couldn't use case-sensitive usernames. Some of us grew up in that era of the internet and it's a habit that's difficult to break. Other grammar and spelling errors are inexcusable unless you're under the age of 10 or if English is clearly not your first language.
Ajjas013 6
Yeah I remember when I didn't capitalize. Now it's mostly habitual. It's not necessarily snickerdoodles' place to correct all grammar, but I'm not complaining honestly. I never have. I do agree on the fact that people should type in complete sentences however, that would make threads more interesting and reduce the amount of questions being asked. It would also increase the number of ideas going around. Too bad it won't happen anytime soon.
AngryNinja 1
or if we choose not to capitalize correctly because we enjoy pissing you guys off because you over-react. :D
Luckster 0
I understand the occasional grammar error, such as capitalization issues. I still have that issue myself on forums or chats. But when people are purposely typing in "txt spk" and refusing to put important punctuation like commas, periods, or question marks, it gets very annoying and hard to read.
Ajjas013 6
I agree. I normally don't use end punctuation in a chat, but I do use proper grammar. However, I'm ok with shortcuts like 'lol'.
Luckster 0
Of course. It would be strange for people to type out as "I'm laughing out loud". but typng leik dis is abit to much or even worst typing like you dont even no were the punctuation marks our and given the impression that you feel asleep during all youre grammer and english classes
Ajjas013 6
Right, I was reading quickly along until you strtd typng lek dis. I had to slow down to read that. It just complicates things. *Points out that you spelled grammar wrong* *Adjourns meeting.*
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Ajjas is right, as always.
Ajjas013 6
Booyah! Pimpy hoes FTW
Luckster 0
Simply making an example of what I'm talking about. I never spell grammar wrong except on purpose because I used to play something called "Grammar Games" on the PC a long time ago. I always remembered the way it spelled out just because of the title appearing every time I played.
Ajjas013 6
That's a nice memory :)
unpossible 26
Maybe snickerdoodles doesn't consider her "nick" a proper noun. I know that's why I didn't capitalize mine. I think of mine as just an average adjective or adverb depending on its usage. Does it refer to me directly, and therefore, deserve capitalization? Yes, and nope: my nick, my rules.
Ajjas013 6
Well, I learned in English that all names are proper nouns, therefore they should be capitalized.
XDNurse 0
the only reason I type or text things out fully is because I'm not used to the other way... but isn't this the age of text and shorthand? what's the point of the Lol's, u's, and cuz's if you're attacked everytime you do it? I find it rather ridiculous, no one died and granted us the title of "Hooked on Phonics Overlord" so why not leave "ppl" alone. as long as you know how to make a proper sentence then I don't see anything wrong with being fun..
totes_sucks 0
The point of text speak is just that, to be used in texts. You know, because of the limited space you have. However using it for anything else just makes the user look childish, no matter how old they actually are. Plus, not having access to your school reports the average internet user can only judge your intelligence based on what they see. So you may not feel you have to type things correctly, but don't be offended if people make unfair judgments based on said typing.