Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML
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Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, my cat peed on my bra. I didn't realize this until after I arrived at work for my 12-hour shift. Now I'm trying to wash my bra out in the sink and stuff paper towels down it to soak up the moisture. Only 10 more hours to go, and the smell of cat pee is still lingering. FML
Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, I kept smelling cat piss and moved further away from the other person, only to later get in my car and realize my cat had peed in my purse. FML
Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my cat pissed in my laundry from last night. This includes underwear, so I had to go commando. I grabbed an old T-shirt and pants at the bottom of a drawer and left for school. Turns out the pants had a hole in the crotch and my period was due. FML
Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML
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Person1233 13
I was going to make a stripping comment, then I saw it was by snickerdoodles. I vomitted in my mouth briefly. FML.
JoshTheMaggot 8
yeah Sirin is obviously takin a jab at snickerdoodles who is definitely a grammar Nazi. ahaha as for the op YDI for being snickerdoodles
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Comments (288)
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Simple solution: Blame it on your funky-smelling teacher.
Ajjas013 6
Blame it on the retarded shit who sat in your seat before you.
metazoanhaddock 11
now, now, there are some smart ***** too. Please don't discriminate against a piece of shit just because it has a mental disability and is different....it has to look and smell funny too >:D
Ajjas013 6
LOL WIN xD
metazoanhaddock 11
Wow......You're the first person ever to respond to one of my comments..both times....hmmmmm... I got my eye on you *shifts eyes from side to side* so *cough* how much were those *ahem* "medicines" we talked about? *cough cough* Gah.....fricken iPod autocorrect..... and now a word from the motherland... (I'm Russian) ввод пробно мевлгк Чита жпиеч дмуфо щикчгм!!!!!'
cam007_fml 0
Russian? Really?
metazoanhaddock 11
yes....russian...do you have a problem with that?
nates0210 0
I feel like this story is made up.
TheDaveCA 1
You do? Never had cats?
BigLostBear 0
I agree with #18, I mean who wouldn't smell cat piss when they are putting on a sweater?
nates0210 0
I haven't actually lol. but you would definitely notice if something had pissed all over your clothes. also snickerdoodles is on fml like 24/7 so she probably just made it up.
majones 0
Well considering the op is a woman, I'm guessing she has had a cat for her whole life I hope. ;)
nates0210 0
wow my comments were deleted... I am gonna assume I was right then. :)
AngryNinja 1
haha, 92. first thing i thought was 'nice pussy crack'. very good. ;)
majones 0
yes, I have impressed angryninja within the first few days of going on this site.
allen20 0
anti-flood >:(
Menick47 0
I probably shouldn't pick on u for this, but,... You smell like cat pee! You smell like cat pee! Haha!
GunnerLover 0
haha
dudemanjr 0
fermented ok but that stinks so badly omg that stinks cat urine smells so badly
sobe23 0
That kinda happened to me once. I kept smelling this awful smell and I couldn't figure it out for a long time. Turns out one of my dogs peed on my bookbag. It sucked!!!!
foxhuntr 0
ydi!! You should have smelled it way before you got to school.
jjeeboy 0
um take off ur sweater?
Starfire22 5
ewwwww! I try to keep my clothes up high so my dog doesn't get to it. sorry op D:
crazysicknasty 0
hahahaha get a dog or a horse its a lot easyer
DemonChicken 0
a dog or a horse kinda two totally different suugetions??but I like your thinking
doctormudkip 0
maybe a elephant
DemonChicken 0
also good
cam007_fml 0
I've always wanted a baby elephant.