Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML
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Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, my cat peed on my bra. I didn't realize this until after I arrived at work for my 12-hour shift. Now I'm trying to wash my bra out in the sink and stuff paper towels down it to soak up the moisture. Only 10 more hours to go, and the smell of cat pee is still lingering. FML
Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, I kept smelling cat piss and moved further away from the other person, only to later get in my car and realize my cat had peed in my purse. FML
Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my cat pissed in my laundry from last night. This includes underwear, so I had to go commando. I grabbed an old T-shirt and pants at the bottom of a drawer and left for school. Turns out the pants had a hole in the crotch and my period was due. FML
Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML
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Person1233 13
I was going to make a stripping comment, then I saw it was by snickerdoodles. I vomitted in my mouth briefly. FML.
JoshTheMaggot 8
yeah Sirin is obviously takin a jab at snickerdoodles who is definitely a grammar Nazi. ahaha as for the op YDI for being snickerdoodles
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DarDarAttack 0
Tell everyone you're wearing the new hottest, trendiest, perfume in...Afghanistan, i don't know. Then get your cat to pee on some rags, and squeeze them out into bottles. Sell a few. You'll make millions(:
crazysicknasty 0
thanks im so stealing that idea
perdix 31
Some wise person recently said, "And check your shirt before you leave next time." Change "shirt" to "sweater" and that advice would still be good. Who was that wise person? snickerdoodles. Now, what is the OP's name? WHAT!?!?!?! HOW CAN THAT BE?
Ajjas013 6
The apocalypse is nearing...
BigLostBear 0
This was karma for being a soleless grammer Nazi, the end of her constant slaughter of bad grammer is coming to an end.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
#60 You mean snickerdoodles is missing the bottom of her shoe? :O
BigLostBear 0
I can't even answer your question because I'm lost in your eyes, is that photoshoped or are they really that blue?
perdix 31
Ouch, a grammar Nazi busted by the grammar SS!
MermaidSongXOXO 6
#66 That's my secret ;) Maybe, maybe not.
BigLostBear 0
#70 I need to know, this is a matter of life and death.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
#72 If I tell you, I'll have to kill you o_o
BigLostBear 0
well then i will start making funeral reservations.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
*gets gun ready* You fool! *whispers something unintelligible and shoots* Mwahahaha
MermaidSongXOXO 6
*gets gun ready* You fool! *whispers something unintelligible and shoots* Mwahahaha
BigLostBear 0
lol, i think i love you O_O
majones 0
but ur dead
Ajjas013 6
Wow Tara I never even noticed how blue they are :) It's so pretty! :D (No creepy intended lol)
MermaidSongXOXO 6
LOL thanks xD
XDNurse 0
*goes and buys Tara colored contacts* ooo I used ur name without permission... I hope u don't think I'm rude ;( pretty eyes tho.
AngryNinja 1
Mermaid is being stalked. you guys are creeps. :P
Ajjas013 6
Nah I'm sure she doesn't mind. I love giving compliments anyway-- *Gets pelted by candy*
MermaidSongXOXO 6
@XDNurse You can use my name. Anyone can. It's OK, and thanks :) @AngryNinja Hide me D: @Ajjas .....*pelts*
Ajjas013 6
STOP PELTING ME. *Rages* RAAAAAHH HULK SMASH!!!! *Smashes paper balls into own head*
AngryNinja 1
ajjas. fail. hulk can't stalk. he too big. mermaid. hide under this rock in this closet in japan. they'll never find you. ^.^
MermaidSongXOXO 6
@Ajjas *Splashes you with water* Yeah..... *Hits own head* @AngryNinja OK :D
Ajjas013 6
@Ninja: You fail >:D maybe Tara is clueless! *Flings spinache at Ninja* @Tara: Thank you :) *Plays wack-a-mole with Tara's head* *Attempts to play cards with empty pillowcase*
MermaidSongXOXO 6
@Ajjas WTF? o_o
Ajjas013 6
@Ajjas013: You ******* dumbass! You ruined it with another girl. Way to go you retarded shit. *Stares in disappointment* @Ajjas013: No way dude, I totally scored this time. *Sorts out gummy bears*
AngryNinja 1
ajjas.. you fail. you've been pwned by tara and i. admit defeat and we might let you live. >:}
AngryNinja 1
oh shit. he's talking to himself again. someone call the in-home-nurse-for-psychopaths. this could get.. weird.
Ajjas013 6
*Stares at computer for a few seconds* *Bangs desk and throws stuffed animals at the wall *Continues good guy/bad guy monologue with remaining gummy bear* *Draws face on egg, and attempts to play cards despite recent failure*
AngryNinja 1
*blinks* and uh.. tell the nurse to bring a tranquelizer.. that is all.
Ajjas013 6
I just noticed snickerdoodles posted this FML. I can't wait till mine gets posted and everyone says nice things about me :)
AngryNinja 1
of course we will. and whoever doesn't will be forever dubbed a troll. ;) how did you /just/ notice that..?
shadaboo2014 0
angryninja ur my favorite person up here lol :)
AngryNinja 1
thanks 223 xP
BlueTwist89 0
Logically, "it" would refer to class (the last noun)? The class smelled strongly to cat urine. Kinda makes sense, but don't think that's what the OP was going for ><.
cutenessizme 4
she is talking about the classroom. she noticed the smell in the class before realizing it was coming from her own sweater
boopityboppity 11
Was this really by snickerdoodles? FYL either way.
anaelantigua 0
Geez. That happened to me, I had laid out my clothes for the FIRST DAY of school, put them on, my little brothers cat peed on it.....so gross....I wanted to kill it! :/ Then I found an equally cute outfit hurrah! (:
allen20 0
ohh wow ur pretty :O
GMX_fml 0
How did you either put on a shirt that your cat had peed on or not notice when your cat peed on your shoulder.
Jrook 0
wow ur lame :@. (that means "I just ate a lemon")
irishleaf 0
damn that same thing happened to me! no one noticed tho