Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, my cat peed on my bra. I didn't realize this until after I arrived at work for my 12-hour shift. Now I'm trying to wash my bra out in the sink and stuff paper towels down it to soak up the moisture. Only 10 more hours to go, and the smell of cat pee is still lingering. FML
Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, I kept smelling cat piss and moved further away from the other person, only to later get in my car and realize my cat had peed in my purse. FML
Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my cat pissed in my laundry from last night. This includes underwear, so I had to go commando. I grabbed an old T-shirt and pants at the bottom of a drawer and left for school. Turns out the pants had a hole in the crotch and my period was due. FML
Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML
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Person1233 13
I was going to make a stripping comment, then I saw it was by snickerdoodles. I vomitted in my mouth briefly. FML.
JoshTheMaggot 8
yeah Sirin is obviously takin a jab at snickerdoodles who is definitely a grammar Nazi. ahaha as for the op YDI for being snickerdoodles
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Comments (288)
ImaginaryFoe 1
Snickerdoodles, you are not my favourite poster but you are damn sure brave for posting this under your real name knowing what you were setting yourself up for. One question though, how did the cat get to the sweater? Was it out somewhere? Is it not litter box trained? Sirin, you are my fav mod. You win. Rare second place slot for perdix.
infantry831 0
you suck! pluss you smell like piss, you fruit
DimitraPwns 0
psh just take your clothes off
nora3852 0
ydi that's why i dont keep pets inside the house.it gross... i think i at least
melmelcorvette 0
wow that sucks
countersnicker 0
She is the demon of FML. Take up your shield and sword, sting your bows! WE MUST DEFEND OURSELVES!
countersnicker 0
I see you that you don't have the capacity to identify an insult.
AngryNinja 1
i'd prefer to string my bow. and snicks isn't always horrible.
totes_sucks 0
"countersnicker", seriously? I'm guessing this is your second account, designed purely to attack a person you will never meet. Turn off your computer/laptop/iPhone, go outside and get some fresh air. Either that or just grow up.
PhillyFox 0
OMG it's snickerdoodles. We must flame her as if our sweet internetz revenge mattered.