Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML
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Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, my cat peed on my bra. I didn't realize this until after I arrived at work for my 12-hour shift. Now I'm trying to wash my bra out in the sink and stuff paper towels down it to soak up the moisture. Only 10 more hours to go, and the smell of cat pee is still lingering. FML
Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, I kept smelling cat piss and moved further away from the other person, only to later get in my car and realize my cat had peed in my purse. FML
Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my cat pissed in my laundry from last night. This includes underwear, so I had to go commando. I grabbed an old T-shirt and pants at the bottom of a drawer and left for school. Turns out the pants had a hole in the crotch and my period was due. FML
Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML
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Person1233 13
I was going to make a stripping comment, then I saw it was by snickerdoodles. I vomitted in my mouth briefly. FML.
JoshTheMaggot 8
yeah Sirin is obviously takin a jab at snickerdoodles who is definitely a grammar Nazi. ahaha as for the op YDI for being snickerdoodles
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Comments (288)
kelleyb323 0
YDI for obviously keeping your sweater on the floor where your cat can pee on it.
Muinosirc 1
Wow, don't worry, you aren't the only one! Back in grade school on Halloween one of my many cats decided to give me a 'trick' too.
salsachic34 0
I used to have a cat, the thing to do is:Don't touch your cat at all before school. Then, you won't have any problems involving your cat.
salsachic34 0
Oh, and just to let you know, Shane Dawson reads this shit and thinks its hilarious. He even reenacts it. Thank God he doesn't say the names of these ppl.
salsachic34 0
CLITTER DICK!!! Could be the next lol.-Shane Dawson saying.
monalisa777 0
Wow! Seriously? it took you that long to smell it most people can smell it before they even put it on. you should get your nose checked lol
brianjman14 23
HAHAHAHAHAHA SNICKERDOODLES U SUCK!!! HAAHAHAHA YDI!!!!!
trumpetGIRL12345 0
well that's what u get when you correct everyones grammar I'll talk the I wanna
Moo_Horse 0
tht happened to me once but it was just my jacket
Riemurasia 0
didn't you have a lunchbreak where you could switch clothes?