Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML
Today, at age 27, I went to pick up the girl I like for my first ever date. Her brother answered the door with a baseball bat, said the date was off and threatened to smash my kneecaps to pieces if I ever came back. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML
Today, I found out that my overprotective brother is going to move in with me when he gets out of jail. My chances of ever being in a relationship are now next to zero. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Today, I thought my date last night went quite well, especially when she called me first thing this morning… until it turned out she wasn’t very impressed, and wanted my brother's number instead. The single, successful lawyer, who is 6 inches taller than me, who she saw on my Facebook page. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Sounds about right. This is why you need to be sneaky. Until we eliminate the double-standard, you'll have to evade your brother, who likely bones hos all the time hypocritically.
xxlk4xx 6
you could be petty and do the same to him lol
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RichardPencil 32
Sounds about right. This is why you need to be sneaky. Until we eliminate the double-standard, you'll have to evade your brother, who likely bones hos all the time hypocritically.
xxlk4xx 6
you could be petty and do the same to him lol
1known 34
You are not your brother’s property. Please go enjoy your life and tell your brother to mind his own business.