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  The_Troller  |  14

Plus it seems like they choose specific things to pee on. One time my dog pushed my bedroom door open just to piss all over my sleeping bag, and somehow did it without getting a single drop on anything else.

  sonuskos  |  6

Not as bad as me. When i was young my dog pissed on my back while i was laying down. Sad thing is is that i wondered for like half an hour why the fk is my back wet.

  grahambertus  |  11

So many commenters on FML leave lame advice with a question mark. If you're gonna leave advice at least be sure about it and dont put a question mark. It just makes you look insecure about your statement.

  Drigr  |  9

56, if you feel the need to specify "shit" meaning stuff instead of feces, then just don't say "shit" just cause you think it makes it cooler, cause in all honesty you look stupider saying "shit(stuff)" as opposed to just saying "stuff"