By cdubb27 - 11/10/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 009
You deserved it 8 977

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yea, blame betty white

And you didn't notice while putting on the clothes perhaps? Or when you were carrying the clothes around? Cat piss is a fairly pungent smell so unless they pissed on them a few days ago and dried up so that it only really kicked in when your sweat moistened up the clothes you should have realised this before you went to the gym. Anyway, throw your cat on a treadmill to punish it! :-P

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Wow that sucks.

strange you didn't notice the smell earlier, OP

Thats a pretty diabolical cat you got there. Knowing exactly which set of clothing to piss on.

At least you smell like pussy, OP!

Wait, I don't smell like pussy?

don't you have a litter box or something? that sucks

That is gross, cat pee smells really bad and its extremely strong too. Ugh FYL op just because i know how it feels.

get a dog to eat your cat.

why do you have a cat?

ydi for having a cat.

29 & 32- Perhaps if you were more accepting of the pussy, the pussy might be more accepting of you.

lol not interested in the pussy.

Well, considering the size of the dog in your picture, it's perfectly plausible that a pussy isn't the way to go.

At least you'll look cool by glowing under black light, OP. :3

YDI for having a cat. Next time get a dog.

Lol. That sucks, fyl op. By the way beat yo cat up.

YDI for having a cat!

nothing quite like a piss-sweat combo

Ur picture scares me

that's why I don't have cats, dog are better anyway (sorry cat lovers)

maybe he or she should change the litter box or clean once a night douche!!!!

I'm a dog lover too but dogs can pee on clothes too, which I know from personal experience.

yea, blame betty white

that's exactly what I was thinking.

And you didn't notice while putting on the clothes perhaps? Or when you were carrying the clothes around? Cat piss is a fairly pungent smell so unless they pissed on them a few days ago and dried up so that it only really kicked in when your sweat moistened up the clothes you should have realised this before you went to the gym. Anyway, throw your cat on a treadmill to punish it! :-P

thats gross, its the worst smell

*That's *gross. *It's *smell.

u noe sumthing lol? ur story. why? cuz its lol! lol wow how can u not notice the smell of urine if its on u or sum1 else?

How can you not notice how completely stupid you just sounded?

My biggest complaint is how "no" was lengthened to "noe." I though txt was supposed to abbreviate things? Double you tea eff?

As a token of my appreciation, I would like to give DocBastard one dollar. Thank you!

Gratefully accepted. Please swipe credit card here: [ ]

What he really means is: "Gratefully accepted. Please swipe credit card here. [ ] Your credit card will be charged $9.99 per month. Please text STOP to [insert obscure number] to opt out."

Great idea! I like that. Do what she said.

I can't wait until the English version of this comment comes out.

This /has/ to be the same cat from the other FML. I tried to warn OP to be careful, but she didn't listen!

What, the cat that got hit by the car? Zombie Cat! 0.o

Maybe it's the one that pissed on Snickerdoodles sweater too.

No, I'm talking about the evil hissing cat 2 FMLs down. MAYBE! I think there's a conspiracy here, FYLDeep.

I'm starting to wonder how many ways a cat can piss its way onto the pages of FML.

the cats are taking over the world I say we kill them all

I'm starting to wonder how long I can ignore this itch, before I see a doctor.

ydi. how do you not notice that when you first put them on. hell when you picked them up!? you used to getting pissed on?

picking on the old people huh? you think this is funny? me too!

Reason #3785318 why I don't like cats.

Well have you ever had one? If you've never tried it, how do you know it won't taste good?