Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
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Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML
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Today, I just moved in with my friend and had my brother help with the move. Later that night both my brother and my friend wouldn't let me sleep because of how loud the sex was. FML
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Top comments
RecklessJellyBea 7
Sex in a house with his brother and parents present? Oh, you silly teens... When will you guys learn.
dreamer1015 0
Maybe you should have locked the door!
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Comments (90)
Zebidee 9
Wow, I'm not normally judgemental on FMLs involving sex, but the way this is worded makes you kind of sound like a *****.
ImaginaryFoe 1
"Did we just become best friends?!" I agree with Zeb...again. It does sound somewhat slutty. It sounded like casual sex for shallow reasons in an unsecured room with children and parents close by. Male or female, any age, the combination of those things makes you sound wanton, OP. If you really can't wait until you are alone, have the sense to lock or block the door. You got what you asked for.
DjeePee 25
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DjeePee 25
Ah, finally, here's the comment I replied to. 1) is a personal taste, not a YDI 3) is something that's impossible if the doors have no locks. I agree with 2), for once. Having sex when the parents are home... not recomandable, but if you're a teen who doesn't have his/her own place, there is not much choice. But having sex when his little brother hasn't learned yet to not enter his brothers room? YDI.
karinah_fml 0
if his bro wuz there and they were having sex it meant it didnt matter cuz the bro has seen him having sex befor.. so maybe he scream because op is super ugly
Christine090 0
#18 just shut up
JERZBornNRaised 7
18 are you one of those girls that think they are ghetto fabulous? i bet you talk like you write, like a moron.. and second your saying the girl wasn't pretty? have you looked in a mirror? not even if you payed me would i even consider to have sex with a girl that looks like you.. now go back into your room and hide there you hideous creature you... id rather play with myself then smash you
JERZBornNRaised 7
i bet you i would say that to her face if she acts like the way she does... i was always the person to say whats on my mind, and thats never going to change ;)
Rusty325 4
@38- i'd smash that... with a hammer!
JERZBornNRaised 7
hahahaha ^ id hit it................ with a car :D
luv959 0
68 I totally agree with you like everyone can see this and even if she was ugly or pretty that has nothing to do with this FML story
Happygofucky 0
So many things wrong with this situation.. Grow up.
xninix_fml 36
Nice name :)
gonzaval 0
sigh
zeta24 0
well look on the bright side... teen mom auditions are starting soon!
a_girl_i_know 0
Op, you shouldn't be embarrassed because his parents and little bro saw you, you should be embarrassed because you're having sex with just "a really hot guy." That's slutty.
1958x 6
You're brilliant to be having sex with parents in the house.
Alpha69_fml 0
your cute
perdix 31
Tell the six-year-old to leave and ... Foursome!!!
AngryNinja 1
Ew, per. So warped.