Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
That's that, then
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Get ready to rumble!
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
Keep it down
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
Scarred for life
Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Great help
Today, I just moved in with my friend and had my brother help with the move. Later that night both my brother and my friend wouldn't let me sleep because of how loud the sex was. FML
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RecklessJellyBea 7
Sex in a house with his brother and parents present? Oh, you silly teens... When will you guys learn.
dreamer1015 0
Maybe you should have locked the door!
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sgtrobswifey 0
FH parents and little brother's life for trusting him to make better decisions. Little brother will be scarred for life, he'll think all hookers are underage and will never be able to trust an of age one. *****.
Persephone1001 3
a) There is nothing wrong with having sex with someone because they're hot. If OP was a guy nobody would be saying "****", and how do you know the hot guy isn't a serious boyfriend anyway? b) If you don't have your own place are you just supposed to stay a virgin forever? I'm 27 and don't earn enough to move out from my parents' place, why should someone be deprived of a sex life because of their finances? c) Not all doors have locks. I would recommend a sturdy chair under the door handle :-)
Gallaghers 0
I'm pretty sure if they were a couple she would have stated it. Also, while sex with someone based on looks alone isn't taboo, but it does tend to say your pretty shallow. Finally, it really is just common sense to not engage in coitus with family around no matter what the age (also since his brother is 6) I highly doubt he's older then 18. In addition, I really hope your moving out soon, I also live with my parents but I'm only 21 and still in college, however I AM making enough money working full time to pay for my own apartment, I'm just waiting until I graduate to move so I won't have to move twice.
rasta_pasta 4
So if a person isn't in a relationship why would they be interested in having sex with a person based on their personality and not their looks? It would be shallow to date someone based purely on physical attractiveness, but if you're just bumpin nasties then it's kind of the point to be attracted. Also, no one cares what others think about when they should be having sex with people, they're your morals and yours alone and people who don't agree don't care about them. I could call a person a who only believes in sex after marriage a stupid sheep who doesn't understand the importance of a healthy sex life in a relationship but it's my belief and only relevant to me.
Persephone1001 3
Do I detect a slightly judgemental tone? But you're young, and from the sounds of it, lucky. I did actually move out at 21, but when the global financial crisis hit, the science industry was decimated and I didn't have much experience (I got a scholarship to study for a Master's degree, which delayed getting my first graduate job) so I'm now one of many molecular neurobiologists working in menial jobs. I moved back in with my parents temporarily and worked two cleaning jobs to put myself through driving lessons and buy a car. I'd probably have been in a position to move out sooner but I gave quite a lot of my wages to my parents for rent as my dad is very ill. Within a month of passing my test, I was in an accident at work and severely damaged my foot. I didn't sue my employer because it would cripple a small business and cost my colleagues their jobs. After 6 months, I am just now able to walk properly again. I now have a licence and a car and have some interviews lined up in my field, so fingers crossed I will soon earn enough to help my parents and get my own place. I don't think I'm a shallow person at all. My interests include philosophy, politics, literature and science. I write poetry. I'm the first person my friends come to when they need a hand. I also enjoy no-strings sex. I agree that having sex while siblings are still awake is a little silly, but some people enjoy casual sex and others don't. If you fall into the "don't enjoy it" or "don't like the idea of it" category, then don't do it yourself. But don't judge people whose opinion differs, particularly when you know nothing about who they are or what obstacles they've had to overcome.
shad93 3
Poor kid...how long will it take for him to recover?
redfayl 0
waiting is a choice.
makala101 0
what did his parents say?
Link5794 18
kemar7856 0
why would you have sex with your parents in the house
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Is there a word for 5 people having sex? Because I think that's what happened next.
stridernfs 0
either "incest" or "orgy" depending on the situation at hand(ie the one in the fml or just 5 peeps having sex) i swear to saint peter the patron saint of family guy if this comment doesnt land in the right place im going to.. uh i had a point originally
missybopoo 1
Well that's a good plan... or they could just not do it at all.
Jizwold 0
people have sex sorry to ruin ur fairy tail 59