Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML
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DocBastard
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When people say not to get shit-faced on a first date, this is NOT what they mean.
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firegecko123
| 0
OH DAMN!
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capt_awesome1
| 11
at least it's good luck ! (:
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newfiegirl
| 8
a bird craping on you is good luck!? Lol
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blackbird31
| 0
crapping has two p's and shat is the past tense of shit.
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firegecko123
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OH DAMN!
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PeteyPablo12308
| 20
It's a sign of love.
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EatnBeef
| 7
protect your face OP!!!!
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rebekahmarie
| 0
Even the bird thinks you're full of shit.
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pokopiko
| 9
Teehee, puns are so amusingly cheesy.
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dre_bro11
| 12
Isn't it meant to be good luck if a bird shits on your head?
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SassiestLemon
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84- Yes, that's the just of it.
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must have been a shitty conversation
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blessthefall313
| 6
aw that sucks
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Xx_Nikky_xX
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lmao!
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SchiTzenGiglez
| 0
HAHAHA YES!! such a good FML. FYL Indeed.
Crap lost the game.
Crap lost the game.
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BuhZinga
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NOOO!! I haven't lost the game in over a year! >_< meanie face
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ktdad07
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That's foul.
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charloemm
| 7
No, that's fowl. haha
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intheboot
| 0
^win, lol
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colffenstein
| 0
rofl... but yeah u spelled fowl wrong so it doesn't quite work
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Perksofbeingawal
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Your picture is beautiful. :) What an adorable child.
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ktdad07
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97- Foul is spelled correctly for the context. (I don't do many written puns, I wasn't sure which version to go with for the sake of the joke)
103- Thank you.
103- Thank you.
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ehhbeek
| 1
what'd he say?
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ktdad07
| 0
FML comments seem to be on the fritz, again.
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YacL
| 15
Lol, the bird strongly disapproves of your feelings. FYL
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January8
| 5
that made me laugh too many times out loud to myself at work
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riley322
| 0
Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit!
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Rawr100
| 0
dirty face clean it up with jizz
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MichaelGood
| 0
Or a facecloth, they work best
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MdoAngel
| 0
way to ruin it goodies
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SassiestLemon
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Way to ruin it, 19.
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SilenceIsSilver
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Lmao maybe the bird thought the guy thought you were ugly and shat on your fayce so he didn't have to look at it xD if so, FYL.