By crazystar69 - 09/03/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML
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DocBastard 38
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When people say not to get shit-faced on a first date, this is NOT what they mean.

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capt_awesome1 11
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at least it's good luck ! (:

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newfiegirl 8
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a bird craping on you is good luck!? Lol

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blackbird31 0
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crapping has two p's and shat is the past tense of shit.

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PeteyPablo12308 20
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It's a sign of love.

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EatnBeef 7
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protect your face OP!!!!

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rebekahmarie 0
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Even the bird thinks you're full of shit.

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pokopiko 9
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Teehee, puns are so amusingly cheesy.

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dre_bro11 12
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Isn't it meant to be good luck if a bird shits on your head?

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SassiestLemon 2
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84- Yes, that's the just of it.

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randomguy1millon_fml 0
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must have been a shitty conversation

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SchiTzenGiglez 0
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HAHAHA YES!! such a good FML. FYL Indeed. Crap lost the game.

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BuhZinga 2
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NOOO!! I haven't lost the game in over a year! >_< meanie face

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ktdad07 0
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That's foul.

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charloemm 7
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No, that's fowl. haha

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colffenstein 0
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rofl... but yeah u spelled fowl wrong so it doesn't quite work

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Perksofbeingawal 0
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Your picture is beautiful. :) What an adorable child.

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ktdad07 0
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97- Foul is spelled correctly for the context. (I don't do many written puns, I wasn't sure which version to go with for the sake of the joke) 103- Thank you.

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ehhbeek 1
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what'd he say?

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ktdad07 0
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FML comments seem to be on the fritz, again.

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YacL 15
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Lol, the bird strongly disapproves of your feelings. FYL

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January8 5
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that made me laugh too many times out loud to myself at work

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riley322 0
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Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit!

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Rawr100 0
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dirty face clean it up with jizz

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MichaelGood 0
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Or a facecloth, they work best

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MdoAngel 0
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way to ruin it goodies

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SassiestLemon 2
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Way to ruin it, 19.

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SilenceIsSilver 0
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Lmao maybe the bird thought the guy thought you were ugly and shat on your fayce so he didn't have to look at it xD if so, FYL.

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