Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, I just moved in with my friend and had my brother help with the move. Later that night both my brother and my friend wouldn't let me sleep because of how loud the sex was. FML
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RecklessJellyBea 7
Sex in a house with his brother and parents present? Oh, you silly teens... When will you guys learn.
dreamer1015 0
Maybe you should have locked the door!
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Comments (90)
NicoleBaybee 0
maybe Australia is different =
ulicksam 0
Once again, children having sex, while the rest of the family is in the house, not locking doors. You don't even refer to him as your boyfriend, just some hot guy. Try not being such a ***** that you'll **** a random guy at his parents house while everyone is home.
Quatermain 0
Hot guy? If he still lives with his parents I think hbis a boy.
Chaosinferno 4
Maybe you should try to rent a room at a hotel or do a sweep of the house to see who's there
42billybob 5
Its hard to get that thrill of "almost getting caught" without occasionally actually getting caught.
Rusty325 4
@61- Fairy tail? I'm sorry but how does manga relate to this?..... OH you mean Fairy tale. I see.
annihil8or 15
this is right up there with all the other moronic fmls
inSayne 7
33, i agree completely. this world needs more people to have that mindset.
Justine94_x 31
Lolol, that's why you don't have sex with 6 year olds around...
fl_12345 0
lol hope he didnt see anything lyk the boys penes or her boobs and vgina