By uhoh - 16/02/2013 05:27 - Canada - Sechelt

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
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Having sex with your dad and his friends in the house? Awkward enough already

oj101 33

You could always tell them that your boyfriend was scratching your back to help you relax.


oj101 33

You could always tell them that your boyfriend was scratching your back to help you relax.

codfishy74 9

That would be the most awkward thing ever

Avoidable though. "... and I -yelled- 'Harder!'".

Family walking in on them is 100% more awkward then hearing her wail like a banshee.

codfishy74 9

Just the silence of them hearing her. Then the knowledge that they are piecing it together. Then not knowing whether to stop for fear they walk in, or to keep going. Decisions decisions decisions... What if they are on their way up? What are they thinking? What will they say? What about the boyfriend? Caught red penised.. What happens to him? Awkwardness in that way.

LOL I like the "caught red penised" part the most!

I agree! I've never heard it put that way before lol!

Everyone has sex now everyone knows your having great sex!

But it's her dad... I don't think I need to go into great detail as to why her dad hearing her having sex is a bad thing, even if sex is a normal part of life (for those that are old enough D:)

Yeah, I sure wouldn't want my dad to know about my sex life!

Having sex with your dad and his friends in the house? Awkward enough already

nnnope 26

That first sentence could have been interpreted multiple ways .___.

4, commas can be very useful, especially in your first sentence.

Please tell me where #4 can put a comma in their first sentence because I see no place where they can.

Yeah I think having sex with your dad and his friends would be awkward ANYWHERE.

oj101 33

Rephrase: Having sex whilst your dad and his friends are present in the house? Awkward enough already

It should read: Having sex while your dad and his friends are in the house? [rest of comment] But I feel everyone understood that...

SystemofaBlink41 27

15- I know... it was already beginning to scar me...

Why? I'm pretty sure my parents know I have sex, what with me being an adult and a parent... OP might be forty... I think their parents might know they have sex.. you know?

19 - Having sex, with your dad and his friends in the house? I'm no expert and could be totally wrong, but that seems to work..

chlorinegreen 27

I don't think it's the fact that she was having sex 83 no matter what the age but sex is usually a private matter and the parents tend to not want to hear their children being violated

I know where my kids come from, and how my future brand kids will be conceived. Not a big deal.

Dead_Fox 17
94yhy 8

There are four things that got harder: (i) finishing, (ii) your boyfriend leaving, (iii) the punch your father will give your boyfriend, and (iv) having sex in your room in the future.

(vi) the awkward silent dinner afterwards.

JellyBalls 18

(8)- To hell with Roman Numerals!!

(ix) **** that. Roman numerals are awesome.

Keattles 14

Its bad enough he put you up against the wall, but you sealed the deal. Im curious how long it took your dad to get to your room following that. I wish you luck OP, but you still deserve it.

Why would her dad want to go in her room? It's the same for them seeing their children having sex as the child seeing the parents having sex.

What are you doing having sex while your dad is home? &Even worse when he has friends over?

It is possible that when they started having sex, her dad and his friends weren't there.

If I was in OP's situation and that happened I would probably stop immediately, nothing good could come of continuing.

I would have finished. Might as well get something out of this situation. Things were inevitably going to be awkward after regardless.

You can hear silence?? That's awesome! I wish I could hear silence!

Hello darkness, my old friend I've come to talk with you again

And the words of the OP are banging on the bedroom wall!

I'm not going to come down on you for taking the train to pound town while your parents are home because it does add an element of adventure and excitement.... but if you can keep your mouth shut during the fun, have your fun somewhere else..