Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, I just moved in with my friend and had my brother help with the move. Later that night both my brother and my friend wouldn't let me sleep because of how loud the sex was. FML
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Top comments
RecklessJellyBea 7
Sex in a house with his brother and parents present? Oh, you silly teens... When will you guys learn.
dreamer1015 0
Maybe you should have locked the door!
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Comments (90)
carlowry16 4
Why would you have sex when there is a child AND parents in the house. Smart.
writergirl23 19
Lock the door??!
AdamsNumberOne 16
Theres a thing called a Lock on a door.
mackischillin 5
Has anyone else noticed that say if the op was a guy saying I was having sex with a really hot girl there would've been sooo much hate?
fictionaldiary 11
Wait... He's not your boyfriend, but you were having sex in his house with his parents and brother in the other room? Wtf? How did he explain your presence when you came over?
kkroberts072592 7
Well the parents and sibling were home.. you didn't say ur bf... u said a hot guy... and you didn't lock the door. Sounds like a tramp to me.
fantasyworld 39
What's with people having sex with parents and siblings in the house?
NamelessFace 22
If his brother is only 6, he is most likely a bit too young for sex. Not definitely, but probably.
kevinsagirl2323 8
parents and little brother home and you have sex. yiure an idiot and deserve to be caught
sarahcroy20 12
Why are you having sex when the whole family is home? ydi