that's pissy

Ydi for not controling yourself and for not having a penis. Had you had a penis, you would have been able to drive. Had you been able to drive, you would have been alone in your vehicle. Had you been alone in your vehicle, you could have pissed in a cup. Had you pissed in a cup, you would not have pissed your pants. And that's why you don't give a mouse a cookie.

that sucks i almost feel sorry for u op but here is my reaction. 

Don't drink and ride

you got PWNED by humanity.

next time, empty your bladder?

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

true FML right here!

Believe me, it has happened to everybody!

Don't believe him ^^ it has not happened to everybody.

I would have put it on failblog lol. but seriously you need to invest in some adult diapers!

well if she had a penis, her piss control boner would have shortened that story by a lot. :P

I liked my story better

That must have pissed you off.

63 your story was crap. I agree with the boner statement.

You must have been 'pee'ssed off.

at 76...that sucked. fly op but at least you didn't pee yourself right as you got on the bus, that would suck more.

And my friends wonder why I'm so paranoid about going to the bathroom. I don't want this to be me. :/

do I look ok?

ya think

Sucks for the other people on the bus! they are stuck in chairs with a stranger's pee sloshing all over the floor, potentially spattering shoes and purses and trapping people on a stinky island

and just imagine, they'll have to face them all again the next day most likely.

81 ur a ficking whore

that's not nice

on what?

depends, as in adult diapers.

lol you lose for not getting the joke

way to go. u just reminded her of all the bad things that happened. i bet she feels real good now.

way to go. u just reminded her and i bet she feels so much better now. 

 I will remind her each and every day till she dies.  Mwahahahaha

ha ha cool. 

you are hot Wana chat?