By forgotten - 21/09/2010 22:16 - United States
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Ydi for not controling yourself and for not having a penis. Had you had a penis, you would have been able to drive. Had you been able to drive, you would have been alone in your vehicle. Had you been alone in your vehicle, you could have pissed in a cup. Had you pissed in a cup, you would not have pissed your pants. And that's why you don't give a mouse a cookie.
Wow, OP that really sucks. Hope the smell came out of your clothes and your public embarrassment doesn't stick in your mind. FYL