By forgotten - 21/9/2010 22:16 - United States
Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
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  I_iz_B_a_troll  |  23

Ydi for not controling yourself and for not having a penis. Had you had a penis, you would have been able to drive. Had you been able to drive, you would have been alone in your vehicle. Had you been alone in your vehicle, you could have pissed in a cup. Had you pissed in a cup, you would not have pissed your pants.

And that's why you don't give a mouse a cookie.

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  ohSNAPyall  |  26

Sucks for the other people on the bus! they are stuck in chairs with a stranger's pee sloshing all over the floor, potentially spattering shoes and purses and trapping people on a stinky island