Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, I just moved in with my friend and had my brother help with the move. Later that night both my brother and my friend wouldn't let me sleep because of how loud the sex was. FML
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Top comments
RecklessJellyBea 7
Sex in a house with his brother and parents present? Oh, you silly teens... When will you guys learn.
dreamer1015 0
Maybe you should have locked the door!
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Comments (90)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You say a really hot guy and not your boyfriend. If he's not your boyfriend, or even your friend (which is questionable), and/or is just a random guy, YDI for being a ****.
cheergirly789 4
Ydi because it sounds like this guy isn't in a relationship with you in the first place.
emoverlord 0
how about YD to stfu. no one came to read about ur standards nd morals nd opinions. i consider it spam.
bignasty29 0
what a dummy.
gasbandit 2
YTotallyDI for having sex in a house where his 6 year old brother and parents were present. Not judging the guy for living with his family, no matter what his age.. but you gotta have some sense and discretion when doing that sort of thing.
MissKayla 2
YDI for having sex in a FULL HOUSE. Dumb biotch >_>
jayz9 0
Why in the world u have sex when parents r home n awake?
Gary1 0
lol
simon_lala 0
ydi for doing it in the house while his parents were there and calling him a "hot guy". guess he's not your boyfriend.
marissabunge23 0
locking the door would have been a good Idea:)