Today, I was hanging out with a co-worker who I really liked. One thing led to another and we ended up going to her house and hooked up. Once we'd finished, I noticed another co-workers ID on the floor by her bed. I asked her about it and she said he must have dropped it there last night. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home after a night of drinking with my coworker. We hooked up, but he was so drunk he had to use a flashlight to put it in. Then, he ran out of the room to throw up. FML
Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, as my date and I were climbing into bed, she casually mentioned she’s never had an anonymous one night stand before. We work in the same office; that’s where we met. Apparently, I was always under her radar, and she assumed I was a customer instead of her coworker of two years. FML
Today, I got back to my hotel at the same time as my supervisor and realized we had rooms right next to each other. I thought it was funny and said good night to him… only to remember that I had slept with HIS boss last night. We were not quiet. FML
Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML
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Top comments
littlegolferboy 4
And how was your ride on the company bicycle?
Squirrellord911 0
whoh... check 4 STDs
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flamemlk 0
nice
NaziZombie 0
you didn't say "FIRST!!!" what is wrong with you?
StudioWreck 0
lol it was pretty nice. and what was OP expecting with such an easy date anyway?
Squirrellord911 0
whoh... check 4 STDs
luther14 0
Your Eskimo Brothers!
chris_the_G 0
wow that's so emabrassing for him
broadway_fml 0
lol first iPhone!
PenisMcballs 0
Damn! she's just running through all your coworkers. FYL
cdrober 0
Office ***** do suck, but at least you got some ;) so u deserve it.
tWitt3rBuG 0
Maybe they just watched a movie?
cheerleader847 0
ohhh yeah! let me tell you! watching a movie requires going into the bedroom, preferably near the bed, and making him take out his ID and placing it on the floor. If they did watch a movie, they probably watched Scooby Doo.
vb68_fml 28
Yep an X movie...
plexico 4
We're you thinking of marrying this girl? You shouldn't. You should be happy that you got your turn dipping your dick into the company *****. I wonder what your company's official STD will be: chlamydia, genital warts, the clap?
littlegolferboy 4
And how was your ride on the company bicycle?
Scorpitarrius 0
awww you beat me to it. lol
imadonkeymoooo 0
Hoes these days Second shit *****