By anonymous - 08/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Noblesville

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Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
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legodude28 16

It's like some people have no sense of respect, or a brain altogether.

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604 11

Sounds like it may have rubbered you the wrong way.

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604 11

Sounds like it may have rubbered you the wrong way.

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quickit 24

At least her roommate didn't try to cover up the truth. However, she definitely covered something else.

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desoxyn242 14

I bet when she came into the room she realized right away

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LRiver 9

Looks like someone came in the room....

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desoxyn242 14

They came and then left....the condom in plain sight

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15Erik 21

Sounds like she has secrets beneath the sheets.

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feelingold 18

Don't you just love it when a #1 comment is really excellent? Speed + wit. I salute you sir (or madam, since your profile is mysterious).

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Alexandraaaaa_ 13

Well, you know what you should do. Right?

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CallMeBatman 15

Maybe it's just me, but no, not really..

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littleteapot 21

Move out. My dormmate (traditional dorm) did that my freshman year. I transfered to a different dorm as soon as I could. I still don't like that slore.

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chillandfun 12

Well the only thing to do in all fairness would be to use her bed for sex...then get a new roommate.

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LuckBeNimble 19

shit in her bed.

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Azellia 15

67- your profile pic makes that comment even funnier

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Orlinda 2

67 I would have said piss in her bed but, your idea is much better.

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little_one 20

Or piss and shit on her bed! Let that all seep into the mattress!

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legodude28 16

It's like some people have no sense of respect, or a brain altogether.

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EJSwank 14

They say roommates get close during the school year... She really took that a step further

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HeWillBeLoved105 22

They actually say that they grow apart, and now they're about to.

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prettygurl89 16

Welp, that bitch would just have to die *shrugs shoulders*

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ArtichokeFML 2

No, just no.....

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iop330 22

This is when you go full sassy diva. Regina George that bitch.

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MidnaLink 33

Someone's watched Mean Girls one too many times. I don't think a Burn Book is necessary, and don't even think about pushing her near a bus!

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daydreamer244 13

Spread the love.

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wanted_2_want 40

NO RESPECT!!! You're gonna need a new mattress.

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AverageJoey 18

At least she was honest about it, a lot of roommates are complete assholes, considering she isn't maybe you can get a new mattress out of this.

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ohSNAPyall 26

If her roommate would have been willing to buy another mattress, she would have upgraded her own. And not only did she use her bed, she left a USED CONDOM in it. That's pretty assholeish. If her boyfriend had picked up after himself, she probably would not have told OP.

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