Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
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Top comments
mohit88 0
So u think u can dance?...in the shower
Aska_fml 0
I really doubt that dancing naked would ever impress anyone. More like, make you laugh... :P
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Comments (48)
mastory96 0
... were you at least being safe? ;)
benny2465 0
2 immature? for trying to impress someone?
therealdavid 0
Yeah, cause what's more impressive than dancing in the shower.
renegade_angel08 0
No offense but that's what happens when you shower with immature people. Kick your bf's ass!
T_Young96 13
Not to fun you are.. Have relationship you probably do not.
Squirrellord911 0
definition of fail
fungigiby7 0
UNSAFE SEX IS BAD AS YOU CAN SEEE YDI for playing around in the shower
mohit88 0
So u think u can dance?...in the shower
Aska_fml 0
I really doubt that dancing naked would ever impress anyone. More like, make you laugh... :P
themaintroll 0
YDI for having a boyfriend who thinks he's a Jedi
T_Young96 13
Jedi he was not...
mccaincracker 6
Aha this 1 made my day... Fyl and his. It's be funny if he posted this fml from his point of view
mastory96 0
haha! I didn't even know I was first. that made my day.
XFlyingxPiranhaX 0
you're number 1!.......0.
g33ktr0n 0
Lmao! FAIL!!