Today, I was hanging out with a co-worker who I really liked. One thing led to another and we ended up going to her house and hooked up. Once we'd finished, I noticed another co-workers ID on the floor by her bed. I asked her about it and she said he must have dropped it there last night. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got home after a night of drinking with my coworker. We hooked up, but he was so drunk he had to use a flashlight to put it in. Then, he ran out of the room to throw up. FML
Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, as my date and I were climbing into bed, she casually mentioned she’s never had an anonymous one night stand before. We work in the same office; that’s where we met. Apparently, I was always under her radar, and she assumed I was a customer instead of her coworker of two years. FML
Today, I got back to my hotel at the same time as my supervisor and realized we had rooms right next to each other. I thought it was funny and said good night to him… only to remember that I had slept with HIS boss last night. We were not quiet. FML
Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML
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littlegolferboy 4
And how was your ride on the company bicycle?
Squirrellord911 0
whoh... check 4 STDs
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Comments (50)
AkihiroHattori5 0
Congratulations! You just screwed the office ****! You are now just another victim of hers.
kewldubz 0
sorry I meant to grab it on my way out... mind bringing it to work tomorrow for me?
egoeclipse 0
bring it into work and give it to ur coworker! :D
djsquintz 0
You mean to tell me the random girl that took you back to her house wasn't a virgin?!? Yes your life is totally ******!
AngieSixx_x0 0
*****!!!!
dustinbrooks88 0
sloppy seconds .....well I'm sure you don't really care I mean you did **** her just like that if you cared you wouldn't of let that happen and plus I mean you must notice if some other co-worker likes her or there ******* around so yeah FYL
VitaLp 14
Dude, you're an idiot. You go home randomly with a chick from your work who you have no commitment with, and you think "**** your life" when you find out she had sex with someone else the night before? WooOwwW!1 That sux bro.
natcor8 0
I hate when people say, "one thing led to another,". But that's embarrassing for the guy.
shizzle156 0
***** but hey that's what u get for ******* b4 ur married
kayPandastyle 15
Dude hope u used a condom and check yourself out stat! Y would she just leave that there? Smh