Intimacy: Today, I was hanging out with a co-worker who I really liked....

By Mdrk783 - 02/09/2009 08:41 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a co-worker who I really liked. One thing led to another and we ended up going to her house and hooked up. Once we'd finished, I noticed another co-workers ID on the floor by her bed. I asked her about it and she said he must have dropped it there last night. FML

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Today, I got home after a night of drinking with my coworker. We hooked up, but he was so drunk he had to use a flashlight to put it in. Then, he ran out of the room to throw up. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 04:00

Today, as my date and I were climbing into bed, she casually mentioned she’s never had an anonymous one night stand before. We work in the same office, that’s where we met. Apparently, I was always under her radar, and she assumed I was a customer instead of her coworker of 2 years. FML

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By Chelsea - 02/04/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

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By anonymous - 08/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Noblesville

Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

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By Sally - 31/10/2018 22:00 - United States

Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2018 03:00

Today, I got back to my hotel at the same time as my supervisor and realized we had rooms right next to each other. I thought it was funny and said good night to him… only to remember that I had slept with HIS boss last night. We were not quiet. FML

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By QuinnyZebrass - 02/04/2013 04:11 - United States - Laveen

Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML

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By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2014 22:05 - United States - Littleton

Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML

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Wednesday 2 September 2009 17:56

And how was your ride on the company bicycle?

Squirrellord911 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 16:28

whoh... check 4 STDs

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deadboy73 0

Friday 4 September 2009 3:27

cool, you found the office *****. It's like a scavenger hunt. now you have to find the secretly gay person

shilo_wallace 0

Friday 4 September 2009 6:33

what do you expect? She randomly screwed you, what makes you think you're the only one she's having sex with?

Izabushel 65

Tuesday 12 February 2013 2:12

Exactly!

J352SAURUS 30

Friday 16 December 2016 4:11

He probably thinks that because he likes her and didn't want to consider that she sleeps with multiple people. In his mind, he's special and the chosen one because he likes her and wants her to feel the same and the sex "proved" that. Until it didn't.

Lucky_one 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 8:27

When are you guys getting married?

Thompson34 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 17:14

i like big cocks all over my mouth, any1 agree? :D

cheerleader847 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 5:10

Really, if she has that easy, you know she's just as easy for everyone else. Don't go thinking your something special, dumbass.

wonderwoman101 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 17:54

that's juss nastyyy mann 0.o

jcrazy123 0

Monday 7 September 2009 21:26

Did you were a condom then no harm no foul and guys get called asses jerks dogs man ***** we just take pride in these comments where girls get imbarressed