Creepypasta

By QuinnyZebrass - 02/04/2013 04:11 - United States - Laveen

Spicy
Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 860
You deserved it 3 424

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Kinda makes you wonder how he gets laid being such a creep

Sillydeadperson 17

Jesus, what a creep. I hope you reported this to your higher-up!

Comments

Kinda makes you wonder how he gets laid being such a creep

NickaPLZ 26

Maybe he doesn't. Liars are everywhere.

karpoi 11

Maybe he did get laid.... by his hand. Just twisting the truth.

Oh, there are very dumb and desperate girls.. There are.

RedPillSucks 31

I'm picturing him with a sock puppet.

This has rape written all over it, OP should watch out

Sillydeadperson 17

Jesus, what a creep. I hope you reported this to your higher-up!

I agree, jesus was a creep. But for real though, might be the creepiest thing I've heard all week.

QuinnyZebrass 11

I finally told my manager about him. This isn't the first time something like that has happened. He constantly walks by and "accidentally" touches my butt, and I feel uncomfortable with him even just looking at me. I barely just turned 18 and he's almost 20 years older than me so hopefully he will get fired. :] Damn creeper.

"Accidentally" run into his balls with a pair of scissors the next time he "accidentally" touches your rear end. That will probably take care of the personal space issue!

That is sexual harassment - if nothing happens - you can report it to the police I would imagine.

Aspen_Grace33 27

Ok that is really creepy! Is he at least attractive?

if he's a huge creep why would it even matter if he was attractive or not...

missymay993 11

Twilight series. For example, because Edward is "attractive" it's not creepy that he watches Bella sleep every night.

BlueFlatts 20

OP said the creeper is over twice her age. I think for many of us that answers the question. Btw, what creepee is ever attracted to their creeper?!?

And Edward is 3x the age of Bella (or more).

How are there no "you deserved it votes"?! I thought the arsehole trolls were pretty quick, but seriously, FYL...

perdix 29
Chucklikesbacon 12

This made me laugh. Well played!

bamagrl410 31

Dammit you beat me to it! I guess this one was just asking for it.

Chucklikesbacon 12

Yeesh, that is creepy! The fact that he told you about it makes the whole thing even worse!

How does a top comment have negative votes???

How thoughtful! He must always think of you during his cherished moments.

Letting his Palm Pilot take the joystick.

Report him, that is way TMI. Keep a water spray bottle with you and spray him when he gets near, that's what I do if my cats or dog misbehave.

LOL! That visual made me laugh. *Spritz* "NO! Bad coworker bad!" *Spritz spritz* ;)

RedPillSucks 31

If it doesn't scare him away at least he cools down a bit ;)

andiw 6