By idontgetit - 12/06/2012 23:39 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I proudly told my elitist dad that I now have a beautiful girlfriend. He didn't believe me, so I showed him her Facebook. He demanded that I stop seeing her, saying that the duck-facing in her avatar was the hallmark of "a lower form of being" who would only ever shame our family. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 992
You deserved it 30 603

Same thing different taste

Top comments

TheFamilyElf 17

He might just be on to something.

mhopper 13


TheFamilyElf 17

He might just be on to something.

Viciousstorms 7

Duck faces are unarguably shameful. Listen to your old man OP.

In an study conducted by the University of Immakingthisup, women who "duckface" in pictures have an IQ 20% lower to average. Good call by dad.

I don't understand how OP could find a woman who duck faces beautiful?! Kudos to dad for putting his kid on the right path!

TheSnakeDoctor20 17

15- that's where I got my masters degree in bullshittery!

NzaHaFML 13

Lol your boss knows his stuff. Duckfaces. Where girls try hard to look good but end up looking like shit.

X_Codes 11

He is definitely on to something.

NzaHaFML 13

35 - you should also look into their 'fullofshit' PhD program. I hear it has a high demand in politics!

You're accusing your dad of being an elitist? You're bragging about the appearance of your girlfriend in an attempt to gain status in his eyes.... Apparently the apple doesn't fall far from the shallow, elitist tree.

Only he clearly knows what is better than other people. You put beauty ahead of duck facing. No wonder you can't get his approval; you fail even as an elitist.

SailorSolaris 43

What is duckfacing? I don't get it.

mhopper 13

I got the gun. I hope one of you has a dog. |the kid|

It's a Duck Hunt reference. -_- |the kid|

Can't blame the dad for knowing what's best.

XxHoPPoxX 8

You can't judge a person by one lousy picture. If your dad doesn't approve of your girlfriend based on one lousy Facebook picture, then it's his problem not yours.

129- It's the picture she wants everyone to see first. I say the dad is spot on with this one.

Sorry, I put the second comment in there in case people didn't "get it," because it got thumbed down. Disregard my previous comment. |the kid|

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Well, duck faces ARE stupid-looking.... Sorry he put it like that, though!

The wise father spoke only in truth.

Duckface can be ****'d and chuck'd, but DoucheDad is forever. FYL, OP.

Is it normal that no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't not read this in Fluttershy's voice?

Dr0reos 8

OP youre dad is doing gods work *Salutes* *sheds single man tear* there are still a few good men left.

Shrouds 14

Cant say he doesnt have a point.

moonsxstars 6

Actually listen to him! He knows what he is talking about

Duckface ain't cool, do tell her to maybe swap her profile pic.

Duckfacers don't deserve a second chance man.

If you stay with her, be careful. I heard duck hunting season is on its way.

I still dont understand how girls think duck faces are attractive

As a girl my self I looked up why. It is shown to make a womens lips look larger and fuller without the cost of plastic surgery. Now it just makes women look dumb.

I've heard that most girls do it because they're self-conscious about smiling, so they emphasize their lips instead. Being a girl myself, I don't quite understand either and think this trend is obnoxious.

duck face is just a normal pout gone extremely wrong! you can make your lips look bigger without making it look like a hoover has caught them by surprise!