By idontgetit - Australia - Brisbane
Today, I proudly told my elitist dad that I now have a beautiful girlfriend. He didn't believe me, so I showed him her Facebook. He demanded that I stop seeing her, saying that the duck-facing in her avatar was the hallmark of "a lower form of being" who would only ever shame our family. FML
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  runnamuk  |  6

You're accusing your dad of being an elitist? You're bragging about the appearance of your girlfriend in an attempt to gain status in his eyes.... Apparently the apple doesn't fall far from the shallow, elitist tree.

  ghostlilac  |  25

I've heard that most girls do it because they're self-conscious about smiling, so they emphasize their lips instead. Being a girl myself, I don't quite understand either and think this trend is obnoxious.