Today, I was hanging out with a co-worker who I really liked. One thing led to another and we ended up going to her house and hooked up. Once we'd finished, I noticed another co-workers ID on the floor by her bed. I asked her about it and she said he must have dropped it there last night. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home after a night of drinking with my coworker. We hooked up, but he was so drunk he had to use a flashlight to put it in. Then, he ran out of the room to throw up. FML
Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, as my date and I were climbing into bed, she casually mentioned she’s never had an anonymous one night stand before. We work in the same office; that’s where we met. Apparently, I was always under her radar, and she assumed I was a customer instead of her coworker of two years. FML
Today, I got back to my hotel at the same time as my supervisor and realized we had rooms right next to each other. I thought it was funny and said good night to him… only to remember that I had slept with HIS boss last night. We were not quiet. FML
Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML
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littlegolferboy 4
And how was your ride on the company bicycle?
Squirrellord911 0
whoh... check 4 STDs
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Comments (50)
NaziZombie 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
So ur saying 'u accidentallied in her base' and there were earlier spies who accidentalied before you? Maybe u should accidentally those spies instead of accidentallying all over this website... (just a suggestion)
djsquintz 0
#11 - what?!?
hobo1235 15
What the hell are you talking about?
teentee401 37
WTF did I just read?
LatinoHeat 0
YDI for playing Clay Aiken music while you were making out.
IzraeliiChik 0
i didnt get it, can sum1 break it down for me?
tony8pie 0
Congrats on your new STD's!:D YDI for being a man-*****...
akkid17 0
hey somebody's gotta bang the office ***** so she can fulfill her destiny of spreading genital warts to all who feel it's necessary to get in there
Spongebobsquarep_fml 0
why is it guys can have all the sex they want with diff girls but when girls do it it makes them slutty
Remegy 3
When guys do it, it just makes us jerks... and yet, those are the types that the '*****' always go for...
rndg 0
"If a key opens many locks, then it's a master key. If a lock is opened by many keys, then it's a shitty lock." - Sickipedia
Blueglasscup 18
Well at least we can hit on guys half our age and get called hot when we're older.
benz189 0
To spongebobsquarepants: that is because girls get loose!
dirtyturban 0
Guys, shes not a *****. She is free. Therefore, she is a ****. We don't worry about stds here cause we screw camels and were gona die soon anyway
Rajdeep0_o 0
wow, benz189 u sound like a ass. ha. its so not fair that guys and **** around whenever and when girls do it there called ******. *****, and other random crap. ughh
ElNegroHombre 0
Why do you care? Unless she has an STD you shouldn't care unless your together.