Today, I was going to fight the guy who my girlfriend left me for. While waiting at the park, he sent me a video of the two of them having sex on my bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend sent me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I cheated on her. I got angry with her, but later used the video to masturbate. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has another girlfriend when she walked into his bedroom while we were having sex. I didn't drive there, so I'm now sitting in his car while they fight. It's been two hours since she got home. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
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ks23 9
And now you have proof of them breaking and entering. Also se it to her dad :)
olpally 33
Wow... Go beat the shit out of them now. Or call the cops for them trespassing on your property. That's cold.
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Comments (244)
demonmonkey 13
I think it's safe to say he won that fight
TheBrochure 22
I think it's safe to say that he set himself up to lose hardcore, seeing as he has just put concrete evidence of his trespassing in the hands of an enraged OP.
saintdroper 9
just like justin timberlake in the video cry me a river. only the genders changed
Denizzje 5
This is one of the more painful FMLs I have red. But how the heck did they get on your bed? You don't lock your doors or what?
KiddoKS 19
I'd assume his ex probably kept a key.
Danielle7994 18
Damn, if that was the case, ydi OP for not taking the key back from her the moment you guys broke up.
xxsakuraxx 29
They probably weren't broken up at the time. It sounds like she was cheating on him.
Danielle7994 18
111, that's another possibility huh. Then since he said that she left him, the moment he found out, he should have confronted her and asked for his key back.
Icejza_DaChilla 7
Sounds like you got the better end of this one. You realize now that your ex was a ****, she'll most likely do it to the guy she's with now, and now you are free to find someone who makes you better. Much better that than wanting to get into felony confrontations with some d-bag over a worthless ***** you mistook for a girlfriend.
therealafroninga 10
But he has to buy a new bed...
cottoncandymango 17
I'd use that video as blackmail. Send it to their families. And go to the police since those two idiots trespassed on your property.
Risho96 10
Why were you gonna fight him? Move on, it'll probably make her more man than beating up her new boyfriend.
17This_Is_Me17 8
She still has a key?
starsfan326 12
How is fighting him because YOUR girlfriend left you for him going to solve or prove anything. It's not his fault lol
BrookRae 19
It's the guys fault for sending that video though.
Juneyah1017 9
"I'm just saying you could do better." -Drake
KiddoKS 19
Assuming she cheated, I never understood why people get mad at the other man/woman more than the person they were in a relationship with. Either way, fighting is immature.