Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Busted
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
donkeyd
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML
Anonymous
Burwood, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
JDLAX1924
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Big awkward moment
Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML
hangup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hang up
Today, I checked my voicemail. I was really surprised to hear an adorable message from my boyfriend, who is vacationing in Florida. I was even more surprised to hear him having sex with some other girl for the last seven minutes of the message. FML
unamyous
Canoga Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Phone-blocked
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
schwange
United States
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
dumped
Canada
Double dump
Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML
anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, an unknown number left me a lengthy voicemail of what sounds like two people having sex. This is the closest I've gotten to real-life sex in 2 years. I listened to it three times. FML
Whatswrongwithme?
United Kingdom
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Top comments
Drakon_fml 7
Forward it to her dad.
Spider_fml 9
Are you absolutely sure there was another somebody, that she was definitely not... alone?
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Comments (43)
pepperepica 0
that sucks, dude
Rakistazz 0
yup. that sux
dav3800 7
Pun intended?
Spider_fml 9
Are you absolutely sure there was another somebody, that she was definitely not... alone?
ejvlols 0
ask 4 a threesome
bexox 0
You should send her PICTURES of you having sex with someone! :)
IAmJaySwanny 4
win!
WTF93_fml 0
im thinkin she was pleasuring her self to tell u she wants it
pewp 5
wow, that's messed up. punch her in the f***ing head.
NurseKatLewis 4
What the hell! Violence isn't the answer.
arienh4 0
I read somewhere on this site: "Today, while having sex, my phone turned on, and called my girlfriend. It went to voicemail. FML"
UndeadDenstra 4
you mean called my boyfriend*?
jim_witness 0
I would wait and find out. If she cheated have another friend pretending to call from the doctors about your VD.
Drakon_fml 7
Forward it to her dad.
malyssa55 0
that's just plain rude. I say you fight fire with fire and do the same to her