Today, I was going to fight the guy who my girlfriend left me for. While waiting at the park, he sent me a video of the two of them having sex on my bed. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend sent me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I cheated on her. I got angry with her, but later used the video to masturbate. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has another girlfriend when she walked into his bedroom while we were having sex. I didn't drive there, so I'm now sitting in his car while they fight. It's been two hours since she got home. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
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ks23 9
And now you have proof of them breaking and entering. Also se it to her dad :)
olpally 33
Wow... Go beat the shit out of them now. Or call the cops for them trespassing on your property. That's cold.
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Comments (244)
badguy500 4
Well thats why she left you. Because instead of wanting to do some fun crazy thing with her you were more willing to fight with another guy, who by the way did do something fun with her that you couldnt. You should of done more with her YDI
RobotSpaceWalrus 5
Your girlfriend chooses someone else over you, therefore you fight him. Of course that's a good idea. Women are just objects to be fought over, right? It's not like they're human beings that make their own choices and have every right to choose their relationship partner without your consent. *turning off sarcasm* you're an idiot. You deserve to be single and you would have deserved it if he kicked your ass. Women are people and you don't own them. -a sensible male
RaeNiece1 15
Worldstaaaar!
ligerzero459 24
Step one: upload to PornHub and every other **** site you can think of. Also, tweet it to Hunter Moore. Step two: go to the cops with proof of breaking and entering. Now you get the short term screwing of jail time and the long time screwing of social destruction. It's a win-win!
functional 13
YDI for being violent. We're modern humans, not primitive brutes.
Big_Pickle 18
YDI, OP, for even worrying about her. Fighting because he has your ex is so stupid. She's an ex for a reason. I understand if he breaks into your house while you're sleeping, but why over a girl you're better off without?
le_megan 10
Lol that's sort of hilarious dude
emiluh 8
Save the video and send it to your girlfriend's dad. Problem solved
incoherentrmblr 22
Now, it's time to do five things: 1. Call the cops and press charges for trespassing. 2. Burn the mattress & sheets on his lawn. 3. Make money (if possible) by posting that video online. 4. Sending it to them and her parents. 5. Find a new gf.
rfid_fml 13
That's what you get for wanting to fight a guy over a girl, that left you. Sounds like the three of you are real winners, YDI. Now, go use the video to get even.