Today, I was going to fight the guy who my girlfriend left me for. While waiting at the park, he sent me a video of the two of them having sex on my bed. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend sent me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I cheated on her. I got angry with her, but later used the video to masturbate. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML
Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has another girlfriend when she walked into his bedroom while we were having sex. I didn't drive there, so I'm now sitting in his car while they fight. It's been two hours since she got home. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
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ks23 9
And now you have proof of them breaking and entering. Also se it to her dad :)
olpally 33
Wow... Go beat the shit out of them now. Or call the cops for them trespassing on your property. That's cold.
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Comments (244)
frod0 10
I'm sorry OP! :( no one should be treated that way. Show her parents the video or call the cops.
BrookRae 19
Or both.
vball01 2
Something similar happened to me. My ex sent me a pic of her n her new boyfriend in my house so I called pd and went home to find both handcuffed in their underwear and my ps3 on the front lawn
therealafroninga 10
Now I'll address the elephant in the room. Why was your playstation on the front lawn?
websphere69 27
Definetly send it to the cops, and if they are under age, then it becomes disseminating child **** also....
graceinsheepwear 34
Except that the new boyfriend will get a lifelong sex offender label when he was just acting no more or less impulsively and immaturely than OP.
worldclassrager 41
Breaking and entering! That will keep them separated for awhile and the fight wouldn't happen...
chuckcloninger 12
So why were you going to fight? Because she likes someone else better than you? Is fighting going to change that feeling? Is it his fault that she likes him better than you? If so why should he be punished? You can never make someone stay when they want to go. You're better off spending your time and energy in finding someone to take her place. Besides he might kick your butt and hand your head back to you.
TechFire 25
Looking at the situation, I'd say that she cheated and his anger took over.
BrookRae 19
I don't think it's the fact she likes someone more than OP, it's the fact the guy sent the video to OP, who clearly isn't over his ex. He probably would have respected the guy (unless he knew the girl was cheating, if she was).
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Send it to an online amateur **** site and then have them arrested for breaking entering with the video as proof. But on the real let that chick go. Or send it to their parents, relatives, and friends.
mattrd_fml 31
how did they get into your house?
accountnamevalid 3
Never fight over a girl. I mean, actually fighting someone over her. If she put you in that position, she doesn't deserve it, plus it's what she wants. Trust me, some girls will tell that story for the rest of her life, building her own ego whilst still not taking you back.
webmoocher 7
Post the vid then answer with a link.
ctina 15
I'm torn. FYL because that last part was low. YDI because planning to fight someone is childish and stupid.